Brummy Mummy #157 Wallis, Rave, Repeat

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They've managed to gift a beige snack to complement her hair, Skin tone and teeth.... Nice 😁👌
 
What a sad duck. She does know she can drink in moderation right? Like her greedy gob doesn’t have to consume the entire bottle?

Not gonna lie, I’d have loved a night out with the Wettonator. I bet she’d try to slut drop and fall over or throw a tantrum anytime her mates got chatted up and she didn’t.

The fact that she can't buy wine because she's unable to just have one or two glasses and will end up drinking so much she'll become angry and aggressive tells us everything we need to know about her.
 
They weren't as good as you'd expect for the money that's for sure! Only bought once, definitely won't again! (Wasn't planning on it anyway, due the the cost/dryness ratio, but babs being gifted was the nail in the coffin! 🤣)

Agree, I was determined to try them and I won’t again . They look amazing, cost a fortune but are dry and I was totally underwhelmed.

Give me a M&S yum nut or jam donut anytime .
 
Why is she so bitter about little E enjoying a bath leave the kid in peace you cock womble!
she simply cannot hide her resentment towards Ethan - no matter what he does, she talks about him scathingly, with the sarcasm and eye roles and smirks. all this "self care king" nastiness, when only recently she was complaining that she had to bully him into showering regularly and repeatedly remind him even to brush his teeth, publicly shaming him about his supposed poor hygiene and reluctance to wash/wear clean underwear etc etc at every opportunity - yet now he chooses to having a bath at the weekend, she's bitching about that too! the poor kid just can't do anything right. it's heartbreaking the way she treats him and talks about him. 😔

tbh, i would have thought she'd be delighted that Ethan was opting to chill in the bath on a Saturday evening - likely to avoid HER - as it means she doesn't have to force herself to spend time with him. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
So 🐄🛍️ I won't be posting over the coming week as today is mini bev's birthday (33!) . I can't tell you where we're going, yanno security and all 😉😉. She's my fave ( my only child actually) so I'll spoil her rotten and try and persuade her to pose in her swimwear "for the gram". I expect her to write soppy notes to me declaring her love and Mr Bev had better got a certificate of excellence printed off word for me being an excellent mother 👏👏👏👏😘😘😘😘😘. Anyhow off to pack, got the packing cubes ready, airplane snacks and a colouring book for her for our journey. See you at the weekend with a flog and 500 stories glorifying myself 😉✈️😎😂.
 
'Self care king' 👑 so patronising , it's probably a big deal that he deigns to ask for a bath (so mummy has to run it) as only queen babs is allowed to use that bath possibly once a week with her level of personal hygiene . 🛁 poor lad leave him in private to enjoy a bath instead of plastering it all over the internet setting him up for ridicule . Seems nothing is sacred anymore ....
 
Why does she even need to share to thousands of strangers her 11 year olds bath routine. She’s not normal posting her kids every move and thoughts! Leave them be to live their own lives, witch!
presumably as a way to emphasise her own opinion that she is a such a "GREAT mum" having specifically highlighted that SHE ran the bath for him herself. oh, the effort! likely more energy involved in that simple task than she uses in the average week - although it's the perfect excuse to then curl up under that rotting blanket and consume that entire box of freebie doughnuts all by herself, without having to share: a vital snack to boost her energy levels! tbh, i'm surprised she didn't phrase the caption as her having "treated" Ethan to a bath, as we all know she will expect him to express his gratitude via a whatsapp message that she can flaunt on social media, and present her with a gift of thanks to reward her for such a selfless act. 🙄
 
I still cannot believe that Sharky has to sit in that position that close at that angle to watch the tv.
It really irrationally irritates me.
Firstly it's FAR too big for the room (was it a freebie? Someone will remember), and secondly a smaller tv over in the other corner where the built in shelving and chair are would make a lot more sense with how they've positioned the sofas.
 
That TV always reminds me of an old Rhod Gilbert sketch where he goes 'you know you're working class when your TV is as big as your entire living room' (or similar)

I'm working class as they come, but it always makes me chuckle (plus my TV is an appropriate size and on appropriate furniture for my living room, babs hope that helps...)
 
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