Brogan Tate #91 Benji's so desperate to flee, the photographer had to tell him to get down on one knee

[Laur91]

I’m gunna take the local cake maker and I’ll wear my 2sizes too small primark/Zara Minnie denim shorts and primark mickey top

oh shit yeah and I’m gonna also bring whoever worked in that ‘cafe’ near them that they always went and got those fake Nando chicken wraps from ALL THE TIME during lockdown

 

[frennofren]

I'd bring Jade B, obviously she's known she's inivted for a while.

 

[LolitaBlah]

So, we have the wardrobe and the plus ones.. now third question.. What would be your wedding gift for them

For me it's gonna be an another fake Gucci bag for her and some black earphones to go with his wedding tux cause obviously he's gonna need them for the ceremony while Brogie is giving her vows

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Dad has come in with "the manager of the pumpkin farm, another one of her friends"

 

[Pinkpascal]

So, we have the wardrobe and the plus ones.. now third question.. What would be your wedding gift for them

For me it's gonna be an another fake Gucci bag for her and some black earphones to go with his wedding tux cause obviously he's gonna need them for the ceremony while Brogie is giving her vows

A truck load of Pepsi Max

 

[D.W's Library Card]

So, we have the wardrobe and the plus ones.. now third question.. What would be your wedding gift for them

For me it's gonna be an another fake Gucci bag for her and some black earphones to go with his wedding tux cause obviously he's gonna need them for the ceremony while Brogie is giving her vows

A fucking reality check...

 

[LolitaBlah]

I'm dying!!!! we should have named this thread: the wedding planning thread!!
keep them coming!!!!

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Dad comes in with a savage gift - "A tax investigation from HMRC, cause fuck knows where her money comes from"

 

[Cah]

So, we have the wardrobe and the plus ones.. now third question.. What would be your wedding gift for them

For me it's gonna be an another fake Gucci bag for her and some black earphones to go with his wedding tux cause obviously he's gonna need them for the ceremony while Brogie is giving her vows

A Collins English Dictionary for her, a heart monitor for him.

 

[Tinksmum]

My plus one would be Jade Billington she was all smug faced when getting free holidays to Disney - showing off that she had this perfect life and then had it wiped off when her Hubbie ran off with another woman - Ms Brogan can see what she has to look forward too

 

[Threeeyedraven]

scuse me dallyn but that outfit is taken, unless you wanna join me and look like the Brogan version of the twins from The Shining?

I'm well up for pulling some serious The Shinning Twining - in honour of the couple themselves!

 

[DebbieDoo]

Who was the guy she met in Disney after Trek America? He sent her the big Minnie. I'll bring him and we'll both dress as Micky and Minnie. #represent

 

[Threeeyedraven]

My plus 1 would be Benji's friend who can you believe is called Brogan KATE!? I'm the only Brogan I know and I can't BELIEVE that someone else has a name so similar to mine teeheehee

 

[candyland_]

Someone had better invite the old PTs from back in the day. You know the ones that used to spend their entire shift rimming Brogan by the poool.

 

[Emmapism]

I'd wrap and huge box in so many different layers of wrap and watch Brogan lick her lips as she opens it, promising her it will be absolutely amazing and that the thing inside will change her life.

When she gets to the centre of the box there will be a note folded up.

That note will read 'it doesn't matter how many tote bags you buy, stuff will never make you happy. Grow up and be better'

 

[Donald73]

My gift will be a Marie Kondo book and a dozen rolls of black bags.

 

[ryvitaninja]

This thread is really cheering me up after a crap few months.

I follow Cricut on Instagram and noticed Brogie is liking lots of posts. Assume there will be an engagement related craft AD coming up soon??

 

[1cupofcoffee]

BAGGSIE the case of asti!!!!!

Also @mrsrh just sent me a message that I absolutely died laughing at! spat my lunch out and cried laughing! a true queen honestly!

 

[CdnGirl77]

My gift for both of them will be a copy of Paul Simon’s “ 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover” on vinyl which they can play on the unused record player.

 

[She_Who_Cant_Be_Named]

I would gift them the bag full of bags that is on top of my fridge as I don't think they have enough!