Brogan Tate #163 The only thing defying gravity is her gunt

It is very odd to take your book to the lobby or the seated areas around. I only see these spaces as waiting rooms if you're traveling in groups and not everyone is ready or when you need to wait because your room hasn't been cleaned yet. Why not just stay in your room where it's silent?! They want to be seen so much it's hilarious because they look like wet rats all the time.
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LET'S PRAISE JESUS SHE WASHED HER HAIR (also it was probably 4pm so they aren't busy skiing)

Hot chocolate out of a soup bowl. Classy
 
That reel she’s shared of the girl skiing in her undies - that girl appears to be fit and active. Brogs spends all her time sat on her fat arse and troughing. She has allllll the time to better herself but..just….doesnt, madness.

It’s like she’s bragging “look at me I can eat and drink what I want and I can still ski 1-2 runs a day for a week once every 5-6 years”. She’s not going to work out or eat healthy as long as she can still go up a size in her clothes and spring for business class or premium economy so her arse fits in the plane seat. I know I need to lose weight at 47 and I’m doing it to still be here at 77. She’s only 30!
 
How can she possibly claim this holiday is like no other holiday - “relaxing in the pool, reading book, hot chocolate, bla bla bla, brag, brag, brag”. It’s the same f-ing thing every trip. It’s like Groundhog Day. It’s one thing if the trips are one or two a year but this year has been never ending holidays 🤯 They have absolutely no future together, they can’t even go to the pool without taking a kindle/iPad with them. Do they even talk to each other when the camera stops rolling?!


We had a Tattler come and say they were spotted last time they went to "Cali" Disneyland.
Apparently when not on camera they act like strangers who barely tolerate one another.

It's all a sham, an arrangement.
 
So have we seen them ski yet....?
Couldn't she strap the go pro on her helmet or chest and have a skiing POV?
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How can she possibly claim this holiday is like no other holiday - “relaxing in the pool, reading book, hot chocolate, bla bla bla, brag, brag, brag”. It’s the same f-ing thing every trip. It’s like Groundhog Day. It’s one thing if the trips are one or two a year but this year has been never ending holidays 🤯 They have absolutely no future together, they can’t even go to the pool without taking a kindle/iPad with them. Do they even talk to each other when the camera stops rolling?!
I'm old enough that I knew people whose grandparents didn't really talk except to say dinner's ready or Bob, can you fix the sink? I don't think they have a present.
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It’s like she’s bragging “look at me I can eat and drink what I want and I can still ski 1-2 runs a day for a week once every 5-6 years”. She’s not going to work out or eat healthy as long as she can still go up a size in her clothes and spring for business class or premium economy so her arse fits in the plane seat. I know I need to lose weight at 47 and I’m doing it to still be here at 77. She’s only 30!
We're more than 20 years older than them and don't huff and puff just walking from A to B.
 
Also if skiing is an activity she is enthusiastic about why doesnt she go to a local snozone a few times a month to at least get some exercise.

There isn’t really one that near them. Probably a good two hour drive to the closest one which I think would be Hemel Hempstead? Just don’t see them going out of their way for just an hour or so of skiing and it’s so expensive.

Also I know people who have skied “all their life” and never go to the indoor slopes because they think they are too good for it so wouldn’t be surprised if that was their attitude too.

I loved our indoor slope here in Scotland and was so sad when it closed (RIP Snow Factor). It’s felt weird getting ready for our holiday this winter and not having had a few sessions on my board in the dome to warm up. I got one day out in the Scottish mountains last season and I think only one day the season before too. Definitely going to be rusty but at least I am fitter than brogan.
 
There isn’t really one that near them. Probably a good two hour drive to the closest one which I think would be Hemel Hempstead? Just don’t see them going out of their way for just an hour or so of skiing and it’s so expensive.

Also I know people who have skied “all their life” and never go to the indoor slopes because they think they are too good for it so wouldn’t be surprised if that was their attitude too.

I loved our indoor slope here in Scotland and was so sad when it closed (RIP Snow Factor). It’s felt weird getting ready for our holiday this winter and not having had a few sessions on my board in the dome to warm up. I got one day out in the Scottish mountains last season and I think only one day the season before too. Definitely going to be rusty but at least I am fitter than brogan.
what about this sort of thing? But I think you are right about the attitude angle to be honest!
 
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bet she snores like a freight train in that position 🤣

Jesus, so don't do anything but you can't read at home? So proud of Bench finishing his first series of books like his mommy? The nap with conveniently right there camera? And, if this place is the price people have said, why do you need to bring your own flipping blanket?

She had the blanket in the car… the photos she posted of the room showed a blanket in the room - maybe it didn’t fit the beach whale that is Bragon so needed 2.


Did he have his eyes closed all the other times he went skiing? - ffs she’s got that mummy act down hasn’t she, worst thing is I can hear her nasally condescending
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Secretly loves the down time = secretly loves that she doesn’t have to squeeze herself in to her rug dissecting salopettes

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She needed to take her own blanket because everything is staged and fake! Before she’s even been on a trip she knows how many vlogs she’s going to get out of it. Every photo will be planned with every outfit before they’re even there. What a sad existence.
Yep. Bought that new Next ski jumper solely for the instagram photo, same as the pink fleece. Same as the wicked jumper, same as the Halloween one. It’s really sad.
 
The clip of her stroking bench’s hair while he leans on her and reads is nauseating. She literally looks his mum.

I feel like he literally married brogan for a replacement mummy 🤮

If he did then he picked the wrong choice of wife! True, she probably bosses him about and probably pays for more and no doubt loves to throw around that's she's his boss etc. but she is soooo dependant on him it's like how a young child acts toward a parent. Remember when she cried because she had to do a train journey without him? The making and bringing her meals doesn't help I'm sure, I think him always being there to do things like that for her and basically do what a parent would do for their child has unlocked some kind of reaction in her brain. I can't imagine Julie was a particularly caring and nurturing mother so it's probs the closest Brogan has gotten! This is all speculation on my part but I wouldn't be surprised if I was right!
 
The clip of her stroking bench’s hair while he leans on her and reads is nauseating. She literally looks his mum.

I feel like he literally married brogan for a replacement mummy 🤮

They are grim together. It was incredibly weird to witness and put online imo (just looks forced and unnatural when they usually sit miles apart) although I reckon he was off that sofa as soon as the camera was put down
 

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