Brogan Tate #163 The only thing defying gravity is her gunt

[Emmapism]

Can't wait to hear more about Brogan's next achievement.

What do we think it will be?

Successfully completed.....waking up?
Successfully completed.......breathing?

Like what was the alternative hun? That the first day never ended and you were trapped in a never ending Groundhog day nightmare? Get in the bin you absolute bleeping moron.

 

[Sarlis]

They'll be fucked when Bench inevitably injures his knee like the last time and can't drive. He was relatively fit and about three stone lighter when that happened.

he complained about his knees a walking some up some steps in NZ so doesn’t bode well for skiing.

Shall we take bets on who gets injured first?

Sounds like a LOT of skiing going on

she must mean by putting skis on - she went to the hire shop nothing more it probably knackered her out

 

[Elyezabeth]

I also don't think that just putting your skis on would be a rush of adrenaline for avid skiers. Maybe she's mistaking exertion for adrenaline

 

[She_Who_Cant_Be_Named]

Well with how tight her salopettes any amount of bending to put shoes or skies on would cut of circulation! But forgot she has my witch benji to put her boots on for her! Did he not have to do the same with the wedding shoes too cos she couldn't bend

 

[Mable912]

They aren’t going to be skiing enough to get any injuries! Skiing is physically tough and they are SO so unfit. Skiing will make up 2% of this trip I’m calling it

 

[uninspired]

Glad to see her taking her dermatica skincare away with her…brand deal must have ended…

 

[TubeTired]

And what was with the wedding ring showoff in that photo?

 

[Purple Haze]

Skiing will make up 2% of this trip I’m calling it

That much?

 

[HeyBabes]

And what was with the wedding ring showoff in that photo?

Trying to make folk jealous? Like yeah if she was married to Stellios the sex god Greek Adonis, but she’s married to Bench, the chinless, ball-less ginger twit

 

[Cah]

They aren’t going to be skiing enough to get any injuries! Skiing is physically tough and they are SO so unfit. Skiing will make up 2% of this trip I’m calling it

Exactly! She's going to brag like she's the next Lindsey Vonn or Mikaela Shiffrin carving up the giant slaloms when the reality will be more akin to this....

 

[inksmear]

Sounds like a LOT of skiing going on

where did she post this? I can’t see it on her Instagram?

I actually like that stupid fleece she’s wearing. Omg, am I…influenced? Is it time to book myself into a floating care home and to chuck away my straighteners?

 

[Penny Lane]

It’s her stupid ‘brogans besties’ chat thing on instagram

 

[HeyBabes]

It’s her stupid ‘brogans besties’ chat thing on instagram

So “brogan’s besties” essentially is just a bunch of folk she’s never met off the internet?

 

[PTMe]

There’s also a legal requirement to have at minimum Mud and Snow tyres or All four Seasons tyres in certain snowy regions of France from November-March, carries a hefty fine if you’re caught. Bet they didn’t even consider they’d be driving in snow.

Surprised she didn’t @kiauk and say sewwww excited but wondering if we could get freebie tyres for our laziest holiday ever!

 

[GAC37]

Really, it'll be posing in skiwear, eating, drinking, and "cosy ski vibes".

I’m picturing her in salopettes pulled up high over a thick tucked in jumper.

 

[CdnGirl77]

I’m picturing her in salopettes pulled up high over a thick tucked in jumper.

No possible way those new ones are going up over anything thicker than a see-through thin base layer!

 

[soz not sorry]

I wonder what they’ll do for their wedding anniversary next year?

Another cruise to try and recreate the tragic sorry magic wedding one?

A sash for Bog to wear for the week of the anniversary saying “it’s our anniversary”?

A Christmas decoration plaque ?

A cake for 12 people just for the two hogs?

Helium balloon’s?

Talking about it non stop from January until the actual day and long after it too!?

 

[Moot22]

I’m picturing her in salopettes pulled up high over a thick tucked in jumper.

Do you think she thrusted her gunt at the poor guy fitting her ski boots when she tried them on?

 

[CdnGirl77]

I wonder what they’ll do for their wedding anniversary next year?

Another cruise to try and recreate the tragic sorry magic wedding one?

A sash for Bog to wear for the week of the anniversary saying “it’s our anniversary”?

A Christmas decoration plaque ?

A cake for 12 people just for the two hogs?

Helium balloon’s?

Talking about it non stop from January until the actual day and long after it too!?

All of the above m’love!

 

[GAC37]

No possible way those new ones are going up over anything thicker than a see-through thin base layer!

She’ll try though
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All of the above m’love!

I wonder what they’ll do for their wedding anniversary next year?

Another cruise to try and recreate the tragic sorry magic wedding one?

A sash for Bog to wear for the week of the anniversary saying “it’s our anniversary”?

A Christmas decoration plaque ?

A cake for 12 people just for the two hogs?

Helium balloon’s?

Talking about it non stop from January until the actual day and long after it too!?

Another tacky memory box trunk with souvenirs from their first year married.