Brogan Tate #163 The only thing defying gravity is her gunt

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Where the duck are all the brands campaigns she's taking about? Who is buying these lies?


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Special snowflakes really think they're better than us peasants.
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She's really stupid to not have filmed the Wicked day. Getting ready, maybe go to a themed coffee shop, I'm sure there were a lot of things to do in London. It was the biggest film of the year. Why does she suck so much?
 
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The way she blinked several times after this, OMG. She can bang on about how body positive she is all she likes, but she was visibly bothered by that comment.

The starting smile then the manic blinking and face drop... outstanding stuff.
She was bleeping fuming.

Him sitting there looking like he's just rolled out of bed, unwashed with a raging spot on his head. Why does he always look like his breath bleeping reeks?
 
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So I'm not a part of brownies at all but it seems rather excessive to have a badge just for seeing moana 2, right?

I’m not familiar with the UK setup but we have generic fun badges like going bowling with some other units but nothing specific to a Disney movie. There might be one for having a movie night but not so closely related. I think it’s ridiculous. We also don’t have one for Christmas because GG of Canada is VERY VERY much non-denominational and we can’t do anything Xmas specific. Winter yes, but we were told we couldn’t even sell cookies at a Christmas market and the units aren’t allowed to participate in local Santa Claus parades. So I’m quite surprised at that one!
 
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11 brands for a 10 years influencer. The only brands paying with money and not free stuff like the Maldives resort and all the junk food she got sent, but they must pay her a lot because how in the hell can they live with these brands only? Pay a mortgage? A new car? A two months cruise? A 3 weeks road trip? All the fancy hotels in London? Are they in massive debt and think they'll get better next year? Because the maths aren't mathing. Is she that bankable she can ask for thousands for a a sweaty reel in gym gear?
 
Secretly he despairs of her but he doesn’t want to get a real job so puts up with it.

I think this is spot on! He’d rather in a loveless unfulfilled marriage to get freebies and doss than go out to work and pay for a holiday. He probably also knows that they would likely only break even on the house since it’s in such a tit state structurally and they paid more than they should have so it won’t have increased in value like it should have so no point divorcing and splitting that asset.
 
Where the duck are all the brands campaigns she's taking about? Who is buying these lies?


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Special snowflakes really think they're better than us peasants.
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She's really stupid to not have filmed the Wicked day. Getting ready, maybe go to a themed coffee shop, I'm sure there were a lot of things to do in London. It was the biggest film of the year. Why does she suck so much?

I'm sorry, how many of these social media people are there now that do this stuff, millions?
 
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11 brands for a 10 years influencer. The only brands paying with money and not free stuff like the Maldives resort and all the junk food she got sent, but they must pay her a lot because how in the hell can they live with these brands only? Pay a mortgage? A new car? A two months cruise? A 3 weeks road trip? All the fancy hotels in London? Are they in massive debt and think they'll get better next year? Because the maths aren't mathing. Is she that bankable she can ask for thousands for a a sweaty reel in gym gear?
I think he got an insurance pay out for his ‘open heart surgery’ & she got money when her Dad died.
Can’t have much left though the way they spend it
 
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11 brands for a 10 years influencer. The only brands paying with money and not free stuff like the Maldives resort and all the junk food she got sent, but they must pay her a lot because how in the hell can they live with these brands only? Pay a mortgage? A new car? A two months cruise? A 3 weeks road trip? All the fancy hotels in London? Are they in massive debt and think they'll get better next year? Because the maths aren't mathing. Is she that bankable she can ask for thousands for a a sweaty reel in gym gear?

And the only new ones in 2024 are the loo roll people 🤣🤣🤣, Airalo, and Waitrose. I don’t remember her doing anything of note with the shopping place from Southampton and I don’t know what Suri is besides the name of Tom Cruise’s kid so can’t imagine that either of those paid too much. Everyone and their dog has an Airalo code so I doubt that was much either.
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I think he got an insurance pay out for his ‘open heart surgery’ & she got money when her Dad died.
Can’t have much left though the way they spend it

They still have a mortgage because the renewal was mentioned a few months ago. If he got any other insurance payout I’d love to know the company name so he can be investigated for fraud. Hell my mortgage and loan insurance here in Canada won’t give me a damn thing when I have my hysterectomy surgery shortly even though it could be a malignant mass that I have.
 
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So poor nanny is in her care home for Christmas with nobody visiting her. Lovely and cosy.

I’m going to guess that any visits by Mejulie or Brogan are few and far between. Not to worry though, there will be an over the top social media attention seeking post when the poor woman dies There are lots of residents with dementia at my dad’s nursing home. Thankfully fhe staff are wonderful and caring and patient with them but lots have family still visit regularly. ❤️
 
And the only new ones in 2024 are the loo roll people 🤣🤣🤣, Airalo, and Waitrose. I don’t remember her doing anything of note with the shopping place from Southampton and I don’t know what Suri is besides the name of Tom Cruise’s kid so can’t imagine that either of those paid too much. Everyone and their dog has an Airalo code so I doubt that was much either.
Suri is the fancy electric toothbrush every influencer rave about. We got some nice filming of her in her towel thanks to it <3
 
Thanks for the round up Brogan! I'm going to cancel my subscription to Who Gives A Crap (that are actually really good value because each roll lasts ages, so I barely order from them at all) and tell them it's because they partnered with one of the most unsustainable influencers I have ever seen. Easy decision.

I will be looking around for another sustainable loo roll company 👍🏻
 
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