Brogan Tate #159 More Carbie than Barbie!

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Brogan Tate #158 Not looking so hello fresh

Thanks to @Smv2287 for the brilliant new thread title 😂 Recap: - Bogs uninspiring U.K. road trip vlogs have come to an end. She spent the majority of the trip moaning, eating and buying tat. - Bog is taking a ‘self care’ break as she feels overwhelmed again. - She’s currently spending most of...
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I'm a carbie girl
In a carbie world
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If she didn't want to do the goodies bags for the hen do why the duck did she agree? Well we know why, she wants to be seen as this super helpful friend but she is so bitchy, I'd be the chef bridesmaid I'd tell her to stop talking about it on her vlogs. Making names on her Cricut is hardly spending hours on her feet like she's working a retail job. YOU bleeping IRON ON YOUR COUCH!
And everything she chose seem to be things they could already own? The fake Stanley cup? An apron (what year is this, 1950?)? A tiny hairbrush? The tangerine PJs look cute though. And the most expensive thing (the tiny black tote bag), who is going to go around with a tiny bag with their name on it? You can't even put groceries in it.
Did Brogan put a full size wine bottle in her bag?
OMG that reminds me of the stupid "Brogan" tote bags she bought in 2 sizes and we never saw them again 💀
 
Great thread title @SukiMing

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Just started watching got to 7 min in and cringing so hard had to stop watching
Reading in between ‘tasks’
Book boyfriend? Wtf
She then sounds like she’s in some sort of fake fantasy world - 1000% she is imagining she’s the main character of that book 🤣💀
Also there is a version of invidious up again if anyone wants to watch there and not give her the views
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Sarlis said:
Great thread title @SukiMing

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Just started watching got to 7 min in and cringing so hard had to stop watching
Reading in between ‘tasks’
Book boyfriend? Wtf
She then sounds like she’s in some sort of fake fantasy world - 1000% she is imagining she’s the main character of that book 🤣💀
Also there is a version of invidious up again if anyone wants to watch there and not give her the views
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WTF is this? Did she get concussed in this one?
 
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- Brogan can’t now function without Benji and breaks down in tears if she needs to do anything solo
- She’s regressed into an odd childlike form, purchasing Barbies and obsessing over Jellycats and colouring books for 4 year olds
- Benji enables her and is still a complete head in every way
- Benjis been meal prepping 700 calories breakfast baps, despite being an unemployed tosser with nowhere to go
- Some LEGEND who works at EE cancelled Bogs contract and has caused her a mountain of stress. I imagine she’s had plenty of (off screen) meltdowns over it .
- Both of them are still aging worse than milk left in the Arizona sun.
 
Drusilla said:
If she didn't want to do the goodies bags for the hen do why the duck did she agree? Well we know why, she wants to be seen as this super helpful friend but she is so bitchy, I'd be the chef bridesmaid I'd tell her to stop talking about it on her vlogs. Making names on her Cricut is hardly spending hours on her feet like she's working a retail job. YOU bleeping IRON ON YOUR COUCH!
And everything she chose seem to be things they could already own? The fake Stanley cup? An apron (what year is this, 1950?)? A tiny hairbrush? The tangerine PJs look cute though. And the most expensive thing (the tiny black tote bag), who is going to go around with a tiny bag with their name on it? You can't even put groceries in it.
Did Brogan put a full size wine bottle in her bag?
OMG that reminds me of the stupid "Brogan" tote bags she bought in 2 sizes and we never saw them again 💀
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I'm.going to guess the Apron is to go with some kind of activity (maybe painting something or cooking something?) 🤷‍♀️
But she really does complain about doing anything that isn't for herself. My best friend is getting married next November, I've already made her a bride bag for taking to wedding fairs, I've personalised champagne flutes for me, the other bridesmaid, my friend and her mum for when we go wedding dress shopping, I've written a list of ideas for a wedding advent calendar for her and have already planned and priced up her hen do and written ideas for the Goody bags (I also have a cricut and will happily personalise everything)
Like that's what you do as a friend and as a BRIDESMAID brogan, sorry you didn't have more than one bleeping friend you could ask to be one and didn't have a real hen because there wojkd be literally no one to invite
 
For my hen do my aunt made out it was going to be something really fun and exciting - I got taken to 3 pubs when I don’t even drink and half of mine and my hubby’s family didn’t even come because it was so badly organised - including my sister who was my moh 🙁 I’d have rather done anything else. I did get married in Florida though so it got better 🤣
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Thought that was Brogan 🤣
 

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God she’s bleeping tragic in yet another vlog!

And to answer the “does she wash?!” question from the end of the previous thread, no she doesn’t. She always has trashed leftover eye makeup from the day before when she posts in the morning or even later in the day sometimes.

Like the way you looked after a rough night out in uni… except she’s 30 and never goes anywhere unless there’s a freebie involved. But based on the shite they eat and drink, she could be hungover as duck from the booze or the sugar 7 days a week.
 
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WTF is this? Did she get concussed in this one?
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If she wasn’t so vanilla I’d suspect she was smoking something.
The bit where she was on the bed reading was so awkward, changing position trying to look all cutesy.

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Choked on laughter this morning when she quoted tattle.
‘Make it make sense’ and pulled a stunning face
16min in what a sad little vlog she’s done
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