Brogan Tate #155 Do not pass Go but do collect 200 lbs

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Sorry, it was HARD to drive everywhere?? bleeping lazy twats. Wouldn't know hard if it punched them in their fat, ugly faces.

Also "doing some colouring" like she's a child. I have plenty of adult colouring books I like to do but we all know she finds those too hard (everything seems to be hard for her except Bench) and uses children's colouring books and the way she's worded it has made her sound like a child!! Looks 68, mentality of a toddler. What a catch.

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I live in the Lakes and one of the reasons it’s horrible to drive at this time of year are people like them who crawl at 20 mph on a 60 road and hit the breaks every time there’s a slight bend in the road!
 
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Predictions for lake district content
  1. Beatrix Potter museum for the content + pins
  2. Grasmere Gingerbread. Which she probably won't like because she's uncultured
  3. They'll go out on the ferry around Lake Windermere.
  4. They won't go near to climbing any kind of mountain/hill. If they do any walking anywhere/ata all
  5. Probably waste the day in some kind of spa
  6. They'll take lots of pictures of all the herdy sheep. Which tbf are really cute
Ok so I got most of these then.
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She wore that disgusting dress to go about walking? I'm slightly bigger than bogs but I would have worn cycle shorts/gym leggings and a baggy top!!!! Ffs what does she look like!! I know im very much a "I don't care what I wear if I'm walking I dont know these people" but more in a old gym top way not a bleeping dress my nan would wear
They didn't walk. They drove up to there. From the spa, which you can see pictured below. Christ alive
 
Cambridge Vlog -

- Opening thoughts, he is one grotesque looking specimen.
- "We love exploring the UK" apart from when they had a dog, they fucked off every other week and left her. xoxo
- Oh some mystery friends that run a pub... didn't film proof of them. OBVIOUSLY!
- She's taking bog roll? She can literally buy it anywhere.
- That tattoo looks like a dirty spot on her arm.
- "CotsWORLDS" the illiterate bleeping hog!
- "It opens up the country for us, doesn't it?" any car does that!
- Furthest she's ever been is Liverpool... to sit on a bench (No, not her Gay Lodger "husband")
- BIG B and her EMETOPHOBIA READING IN A MOVING VEHICLE?
- There's something extremely ironic about the fact she claims to read Psychologies magazine.
- "We've been playing the alphabet game which is our favourite" HAVE A bleeping CONVERSATION LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE YOU ABSOLUTE WEIRDOS!!
- She hates that Travelodge.
- Gibbon Chin wearing THOSE trousers again.
- I feel like I can smell them through the screen.
- "I LOVE all the brickwork everywhere" 😂😂
- "THAT looks like a really nice Pizza Restaurant" she's stood ACROSS THE ROAD!
- Going into the University shop for a pin... give me strength.
- That is HIS tote bag... he's so giddy about it. Embarrassing.
- "Call them by the proper name... Sucky Sweets" Infantile prick, then again, he'd know all about sucking.
- He's on such a high after Mummy Brogan got him a new tote bag.
- They're buying postcards to write memories on of each place they visit so they can look back and remember, as if A bleeping VLOG DOESN'T DO THE JOB!!! head!
- Wine in a wine bar... who the duck would've thought it?!
- The difference in meal size between the two of them, she must've been starving.
- "Top five chips of all time" get a bleeping life.
- What an absolute pair of colossal losers.
- "Tradies" when eating the ice cream, god they could make you sick.
- Day 2 talk about putting lipstick on a pig.
- So in a restaurant that is MADE TO ORDER the chef made "too many" yeah sure, nothing to do with the fact they're a pair of troughing hogs.
- Look how excited that idiot is with his fleece, Mummy Brogan treating him again.
- SHE HAD TO FINGER COUNT HOW LONG THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED, TELL ME IT'S A SHAM WITHOUT TELLING ME!!
- Gibbon overcompensating about the value of their punting, he didn't put his hand in his pocket though. Another freebie from Mummy Brogan.
- Get your tote bag out for the Lads, Gibbon.
- There's no way she's not doing eating content on the side, she has to be.
- "Look how cool this is you can see the meat" yes Brogan, go to any supermarket anywhere and you'll see the same.
- Her wiping that food from her chin and Gibbon chiming in with "HAPPY GIIIIIRLLLL" turns my stomach. What the actual duck, is he her manager or something for the food content?
- They went back to the hotel and had a nap in the afternoon, bet they'd been drinking. She's talking weird after the museum.
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What stood out for me was how she came across like such a grabby greedy child with no impulse control (shocker right?)
Every shop it was ‘I want’ or ‘I bought’. She’s honestly like a little kid who has to have practically everything they see that they like.
You don’t need endless pins, tote bags, fudge, old fashioned sweets etc. Yes Brogan you don’t need to sample every sweet treat you lay your eyes on.
It’s all just tat(e) that then sits collecting dust. What’s the point?!
It’s so obvious that she needs the dopamine hit of buying something and then 20 minutes later she wants more more and even more to keep that feeling going.
Just calm down Brogan. Grow up and recognise that it’s not normal.
We’ll see her on one of those extreme hoarder shows before 2025 at this rate.
An absolutely disgusting waste of money! She is so tone deaf it’s unreal!
 
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