Why don’t they have breakfast early before getting off for the day? - pretty sure they serve it very early each port day at least.
why doesn’t she wear the hat she bought?- she looked a
twit but it at least kept the sun off her fivehead!
why do they need to buy drinks and snacks at every port to take back onboard? - again pretty sure on a cruise you can always get drinks and snacks.
why waste what little time they have on land by going to a “fancy” lunch? - surely you’d just grab on the go something to eat whilst trying to see and do as much as possible, then get your “big meal” of the day once back on board.
they really are a pair of lazy slobs when it comes to being a tourist!!