Chrissierobertson
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I think its going to be an elasticated wedding dress
They board the ship in Auckland on Friday 16th Feb and get married on Saturday 24th Feb on the sea day between Sydney and Brisbane. So 8 days. However they will have been in Auckland for 5 days or something prior to that and horsing down everything in sight on the 48hr business class journey over there. So yeah. This dress must be made of her favourite scuba material.How many days from when they are on the ship to when she's in the dress?
Also there's a difference between the dress zipping and fitting
If the dress looks like If she moves wrong it'll rip at the seams, that's not it fitting.
And if it does miraculously zip I imagine it'll be after benji stuffing every bit of fat into it
Like stuffing a sleeping bag
Not some ejit sending her 20 quid View attachment 2727393 q
As long as she gets a pin then she’s happyHaving had a big convo with some lovely South Africans today, I said I wished I had more time here because I've only got four days to explore. They said you'd need weeks to do it justice. Coz I'm here for work I'm just considering it a bonus and a little taster of SA. I'd love to come back one day.
But coming to Cape Town for one day? You'll be lucky if you have time to do anything. What do they have, 8 hours? Breakfast, a bunch of shopping at the harbour and maybe a trip up Table Mountain in the cable car?
Is that 'doing' SA? Get in the bin Brogan you fraud. Plus with traffic I mean fuck all the way off if you think you're gonna do a damn thing.
For that kind of thing, we usually either get a vehicle highlight tour to decide what we want to do on a longer visit and see some bullet points, or just pick one thing to do/see and do that.Having had a big convo with some lovely South Africans today, I said I wished I had more time here because I've only got four days to explore. They said you'd need weeks to do it justice. Coz I'm here for work I'm just considering it a bonus and a little taster of SA. I'd love to come back one day.
But coming to Cape Town for one day? You'll be lucky if you have time to do anything. What do they have, 8 hours? Breakfast, a bunch of shopping at the harbour and maybe a trip up Table Mountain in the cable car?
Is that 'doing' SA? Get in the bin Brogan you fraud. Plus with traffic I mean fuck all the way off if you think you're gonna do a damn thing.
Bogie on her wedding night
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It just makes no sense to me. Even if I was financially fine, I’d go fucking mad if I didn’t return to work even just part time. Or volunteer or whatever. Doing nothing all day, no purpose, no aim, for over a year now, how would you not just completely lose your mindI have just been signed off work to get to grips with my balance disorder and my gp said she would like me to return to work in some capacity in the summer so I don’t know what is being said to benign as he is absolutely fine post fatty lump removal unless bogs has him on the payroll
Finding two meals and snacks will eat up at least half of those 8 hours. Pun intended.Having had a big convo with some lovely South Africans today, I said I wished I had more time here because I've only got four days to explore. They said you'd need weeks to do it justice. Coz I'm here for work I'm just considering it a bonus and a little taster of SA. I'd love to come back one day.
But coming to Cape Town for one day? You'll be lucky if you have time to do anything. What do they have, 8 hours? Breakfast, a bunch of shopping at the harbour and maybe a trip up Table Mountain in the cable car?
Is that 'doing' SA? Get in the bin Brogan you fraud. Plus with traffic I mean fuck all the way off if you think you're gonna do a damn thing.
Maybe they are delulu like BrogzGod bless the one person who believes the dress will fit, your optimism is inspirational
They’ll be gutted to find out it’s just a load of tote bags and a first aid kit.
What’s worse is she’s 100% got some sort of drinks package for a cruise that long meaning it’s already been paid for and so that £20 is just going to absolutely nothing
But coming to Cape Town for one day? You'll be lucky if you have time to do anything. What do they have, 8 hours? Breakfast, a bunch of shopping at the harbour and maybe a trip up Table Mountain in the cable car?