- Intro,
duck me that whistling tune is annoying!
- Why do her top teeth look stuck on? I can't stop staring at them, they look false.
- "Even though I'm not up for an award, I wanted to go and see all my friends"
- She's really giving Smithy's mum from Gavin and Stacey in this intro, bloody hell. Pam Ferris eat your heart out, m'love.
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REALLY TRYING to convince herself here that she likes the alternative apartment.
- "It's got a little table so I can eat my SOLO dinners" forgetting of course she's eating portions for 4 people.
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"NEED OR WANT" PISS OFF!!!
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Adding in here that there's a Travelodge at the Excel which costs between £40 and £65 a night. She's a bleeping idiot.
- "I need to glam myself" you need to do more than that Bro!
- That coat is
NOT buttoning up.
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Dress is from FATFACE, honestly this tit just writes itself!
- She's having a meltdown, everything is a hundred miles an hour, panic on.
- Funny how we always say she never takes the tube and now she's tubing it everywhere with no footage to prove it.
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"OUR COMMUNITY OF LIKE TRAVEL INDUSTRY PEOPLE" duck OFF YOU FREELOADING HOG!!!
- Day 2 and we're in the gilet that was ALLOWED entry to the Ritz, unlike Gibbon Chin and his trainers.
- Ohh this is the friend she met when she sacked off the "press group" in WDW and the girl introduced herself as a viewer. I find that so tragic, no friends of your own so you befriend a viewer.
- This is very much Big B's day out, she's declaring what they'll be doing like she's in charge.
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She "reserves" most of her theatre shows to see with Gibbon Chin, what an odd thing to say. "RESERVES"
- "It's gonna be super emotional
FOR ME" like yeah, make it about you!
- "They had a holiday home that was two doors down from us" so it's no longer a beach hut with a communal loo, it's a HOLIDAY HOME!
- Uber Boat
"it's really smooth, it's really flat" ummm.... it's a river boat??!!
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"London I sometimes feel like so hit and miss, sometimes I have great days here and sometimes I'm like, READY TO GET BACK TO THE SEASIDE" she's not even near the seaside.
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CANNOT COPE, she's ordering that crumble then asks the girl she's with what she had, the girl says she topped hers with crushed meringue to which Big B replies "OH GOD I'M GONNA BE JEALOUS, I NEED TO DO THE SAME" this total hog cannot handle the thought of someone having something better than her. She has issues.
- The size of her face compared to her friends, bloody hell.
- Joanie clothing "I loved a dress but they didn't have my size"
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"WE BOTH BOUGHT THE SAME JUMPER" which means that girl bought one and due to Bro and her incapability of NOT HAVING something she copied and bought the same but in a different colour. She hemorrhages money.
- She is fully ignoring this girl for the vlog, she's got no people skills at all.
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WE CAN'T FULLY APPRECIATE THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, JUST SHUT UP!!
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She can say she's having starter plates all she wants but Miss Piggy is still troughing three plates to her friends one. OINK!
- Her main concern is getting a pin at this show.
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"HAVING GRATITUDE FOR WHAT WE HAVE, WHICH IS SOMETHING I TRY AND PRACTICE REGULARLY" Is she actually bleeping joking??
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She's making out like she booked and paid for the Disney100 exhibition again, failing to mention it was a freebie.
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"I told myself I'd come back on my own" WHY THE duck YOU LYING BRO???!!
- So she's been to the travel market before yet still has to "suss out" the venue?
- WHY IS SHE LYING?? "Last time around this was chaos, I couldn't see anything"
why did you vlog yourself reading around that area then you dense flump??
- The concept of the Disney Renaissance is lost on her, but she's such a super mega fan.
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HOW does she not know about Walt Disney's love of tech and advancement within his company? It's basic level info, he championed new theories and ways to elevate his parks, films and company. Hence EPCOT... she's a bleeping head!!
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"This statue of Walt and Mickey" YES YOU IGNORANT OINK, THAT'S THE WORLD FAMOUS PARTNERS STATUE!!
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"They have some of the plush, the special ones that are made by THIS brand and they're £45" STEIFF, Brogan.
They are made by the world renowned company STEIFF, THEY LITERALLY INVENTED THE MASS MARKET TEDDY BEAR!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
- Sorry but if you're not enjoying a book just DNF and move to the next one? Why suffer through it?
- So she's basically just admitted she's away to WTM to beg for free trips for her and Gibbon Chin, laughable.
- She's been on FaceTime to Gibbon loads, my favorite detail being
"We've been SENDING EACH OTHER PICTURES OF OUR FOOD"
- Away hiding in a corner from everyone at the event, SHOCK!
- Love her dropping in about her trip to Morocco after we called it out.
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"Morocco has very beautiful food and tea" TRAVEL VLOGGER, PEOPLE!!
- She's walking home on the phone to Gibbon who then shows Bonnie the Neglected practically spilling out of the bed they insist on using THAT IS TOO
bleeping SMALL FOR HER!!!
- Day 2 of WTM she's still pissed from the night before, the way she's slurring, all over the place and
THE WAY SHE FLUNG THAT LANYARD!
Embarrassing.
- Has she been drinking to get herself through the day?
- Imagine her trying to get travel vlogging opportunities and she keeps saying that she hasn't vlogged anything.
- She likes to leave the bed to air, it'll need fumigation after she's been near it.
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If she's so big on cleaning her accommodation then why is her house like a bleeping tit tip all the time?!
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WE'RE GETTING A WEDDING HAUL ON THURSDAY M'LOVES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA