Brogan Tate #132 Maxi Mouse in her crumbling down house, with an even more insufferable spouse!

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5 days, 3 suitcases, standard Brogan being a prick and flaunting the cases she has to have…also she isn’t sure of her bra size (WTF) and needs to go on a “journey”‘to find out. I’ve never heard such a load of old waffle in my life. Basically she can’t be arsed to wear a bra as her boobs / rolls don’t fit in her Nan dresses from primark that she lives in. Pretty sure we’ll get some crap vlog about brogans mystical bra journey…he’ll have to go too as he can’t let her do that on her own because he had to help her chose a wedding tent (sorry dress).

The Cali vlogs are going to be a car crash, she’ll be crying/ eating / cackling her way though it thinking people like seeing them gloat. Pisses me right off……I’ve had my hours cut at work and taken a £10k pay cut, have missed bills and have children to feed, But this pair of knobs don’t live in the real world. Everyday is a struggle, they need a wake up call
 
I used to have a cheap and cheerful cabin case that I got tonnes of compliments on, it got battered and I wanted to upgrade to 4 swivel wheels instead of 2 wheels so I had to get what I consider a boring cabin case as they didn’t make the one I had anymore. I find hers incredibly boring. My old one was hot pink with owls on it.
 
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I'm getting severe over consumerism anxiety over how much excessive tit she packs for a 5 DAY TRIP.....

- the hotel towels aren't big enough “so I have to pack my own”
- 2 pairs of headphones/air pods
- how many dresses and outfits for 5 days?! like who gives a tit and is going to notice if you wore the same dress twice???
- "I have to pack my hairdryer because I don't know if the hotel has one" - why don't you bleeping check??
- toenail clippers......🤢 why????
- disposable straws....??? I didn't even know these existed and again why would you need them for a trip to the States? It’s like they’re being so smart and clever not to have soggy straws….so many people must be looking at them in envy of their disposable straws!
- "park sweets"???? For a pick me up on the bus or in the queue??? How long is the bus journey - like a whole day where you will never have access to food?
- “I want a comfy pillow and I want some pillow spray for the way back....”
Ok Verruca Salt! I'm surprised she hasn't packed her sheets and quilt for a cozy nights sleep.....it's a bleeping plane for FFS - who gets a really good sleep on the plane even in Premium Economy (which I am sure she has booked )

And everything is an a bag in a bag in a bag, it's like Matryoshka Dolls......I'm all for being organised but seriously is she gonna pack the bathtub, coz you know the hotel might not have one and just in case she might want a bath instead of a shower.

And don't get me started on the bleeping bulging, pouch of snacks for the plane!! "Just in case the airline doesn't give us snacks"?!!! And I'm sure that chocolate won't make it to her friend Kevin....iykyk ;)
 
littlemisspiggy said:
I'm getting severe over consumerism anxiety over how much excessive tit she packs for a 5 DAY TRIP.....

- the hotel towels aren't big enough “so I have to pack my own”
- 2 pairs of headphones/air pods
- how many dresses and outfits for 5 days?! like who gives a tit and is going to notice if you wore the same dress twice???
- "I have to pack my hairdryer because I don't know if the hotel has one" - why don't you bleeping check??
- toenail clippers......🤢 why????
- disposable straws....??? I didn't even know these existed and again why would you need them for a trip to the States? It’s like they’re being so smart and clever not to have soggy straws….so many people must be looking at them in envy of their disposable straws!
- "park sweets"???? For a pick me up on the bus or in the queue??? How long is the bus journey - like a whole day where you will never have access to food?
- “I want a comfy pillow and I want some pillow spray for the way back....”
Ok Verruca Salt! I'm surprised she hasn't packed her sheets and quilt for a cozy nights sleep.....it's a bleeping plane for FFS - who gets a really good sleep on the plane even in Premium Economy (which I am sure she has booked )

And everything is an a bag in a bag in a bag, it's like Matryoshka Dolls......I'm all for being organised but seriously is she gonna pack the bathtub, coz you know the hotel might not have one and just in case she might want a bath instead of a shower.

And don't get me started on the bleeping bulging, pouch of snacks for the plane!! "Just in case the airline doesn't give us snacks"?!!! And I'm sure that chocolate won't make it to her friend Kevin....iykyk ;)
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I agree!
She thinks she’s organised but had to buy a new luggage weight because she couldn’t find the other one in the house! I’ve never known anyone to lose so much stuff in their own home!
 
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