Brogan Tate #121 Plain looks and haggard skin, spent her fan’s donations on a £100 bin

When in 2024 do you think their wedding will be ?

  • February, to match their anniversary

    Votes: 234 61.6%
  • Spring (March-May)

    Votes: 37 9.7%
  • Summer (June-September)

    Votes: 41 10.8%
  • Autumn (cosy vibes 🥺 - October-November)

    Votes: 16 4.2%
  • Winter (Dec)

    Votes: 8 2.1%
  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It won’t happen , Benji will see sense & ditch her

    Votes: 44 11.6%

  • Total voters
    380
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OK I'm still catching up and at the end of the previous thread.

I just wanted to my Brogan nightmare to the list 😂

So, they were driving and blogging and I was the camera (?!) then they veered into a lake and Benji quickly got the fuck out while Bro was going on and on about being a water baby so she was fine but the car was sinking and she realised her snacks and Nintendo Switch was in the car so she Dove down to get them and then swam to shore. Ben had already started walking away and she quickly caught up with him saying she didn't want to walk and why doesn't he carry her.

Then she said to him that he's going to have to get the car out the lake and put it in his dad's garage to fix it and to do it quickly.

Then I woke up.

Reminder: Never read BroTattle before bed.
 
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I know Binjuice made a faux pas on the clothing front - it happens, but what I can’t understand is she was seen wearing a nice coat ( for her) and had a green velvet dress with her as well. Why on earth didn’t she wear them to the Ritz? It doesn’t matter what you wear to the theatre or most restaurants so she could have dressed down there, but no, she wore an Asda gilet and an old Tesco skirt. Can’t get my head around that one. all that faffing around getting Binjuice kitted out for tea cost them valuable time. If I ever get to The Ritz, I’d want to make the most of it - what a waste of money! Also if I see Binjuice doing that ‘cool’ surfing sign once more in Wolf and Badger) I really will scream. He looks an utter idiot. Does he hones think it makes him look cool?
 
Knowing that Binjuice and Bog were dismissed from the Ritz reception and told to adhere to the dress code has been a real tonic to me this week. I have laughed and laughed to myself. He is a repeat offender for underdressing and regularly does it when they go out for expansive meals because he is lazy. Neither of them take pride in their appearance yet perversely perceive themselves to be attractive and well-groomed. He is just as ignorant and entitled as her since retreating from the workforce (did you hear him try to make a quip about a young woman wearing trainers in the ritz and not being told off? Yes because she probably still looked STYLED and CLEAN you eejit). Bog is now styling him in obese-dad style beige slacks! He will be looking for partnership deals with Matalan’s plus-size men’s range next.

He said the person was wearing Jordans so they were likely the dressy black patent ones and styled very nicely like you said. Lots of people wear them with suits and such. Not a pair of scruffy well worn runners like what FakeTumorBoy usually wears.

I just hate how they always think they’re better than when really they’re two unemployed layabouts with a bit of cash who live in a shitty crumbling house and drive an old hatchback and have zero style or friends.
 
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