Brittany Bathgate #2 Buying things to fill the gaping hole in her personality

[mochimochi]

This is a snark forum. Did you know that?

Relax a little positivity won’t kill you girl

 

[PRgift]

Relax a little positivity won’t kill you girl

Someone should tell the privileged yet chronically miserable Bathgate this

 

[fatandstripy]

Relax a little positivity won’t kill you girl

What a negative way to suggest it. How snarky of you. PS why assume I’m a girl?

 

[poopettemetis]

The new cat destroyed one of her Noguchis lolol I like Juno already, especially since it's my dog's name

 

[Mermaid456]

You can really see the quality difference in the fabric in that M&S post compared to her other outfits!

 

[itsmelilly]

I’m sorry but cos playing peasant picking flowers is too much.

 

[Restless Native]

Haven't been on her instagram for a while.

She still reminds me of Gail Platt

 

[minniemoo42]

I’m sorry but cos playing peasant picking flowers is too much.

agreed. ick.

 

[PRgift]

Advertising M&S like some common influencer, bet she's crying all the way to the bank about how it gives her the ick. Her wearing M&S feels as authentic as the Mango collaboration from a few years ago.

 

[poopettemetis]

Oh god. We're back to "the bob's at an awkward length" again. Cue the spiraling!

 

[PineappleQueen19]

M&S, Tretorn, Allude, Mejuri, Monica Vinader, now Cos. So many ads recently, and she doesn’t put out enough organic content in between to sustain it. Gotta pay for the extension somehow I suppose

 

[peppin]

M&S, Tretorn, Allude, Mejuri, Monica Vinader, now Cos. So many ads recently, and she doesn’t put out enough organic content in between to sustain it. Gotta pay for the extension somehow I suppose

i didn't check whose thread i was in and thought you was describing lily pebbles brittany would die

 

[icannoteven]

i didn't check whose thread i was in and thought you was describing lily pebbles brittany would die

Lol you arent the only one

 

[poopettemetis]

Yay! More oversized clothing that looks a lot like the oversized clothing she already has, but this time with kittens!

 

[poopettemetis]

Jesus. She talks at length about how her cats are very specific about what kind of boxes they like to play in Then there's some blathering about not having a tree this year because they have no room for it. Some more bob length chat. Woo woo

 

[PRgift]

Don't tell me, the cats prefer oversized boxes?

 

[poopettemetis]

Don't tell me, the cats prefer oversized boxes?

With high sides!

 

[brerwhabbit]

Exhibit A of the shallowness.

Vintage Brittany:

When she was unpacking the Noguchi lamp she bought a few years ago she kept calling it the "Japanese lamp". She acted as if she'd discovered it (discovered like Columbus). She wanted to frame the pamphlet that came with it.

When all the beigies got one, around the same time, she learned it was Noguchi, and saw a show at the Tate etc. etc.

Of course, now, she's always loved him, (the Japanese designer of lighting for minimalist influencers lol). Always.

Nvm that he's an icon of the mid 20th century. Nvm that he was an artist and landscape designer who had a studio in the most unfashionable part of Queens (the likes of which Lizzy and Brittany would run from screaming). Nvm that he lived seventy years of his life in America (1/2 American).

 

[w8g]

This generation of influencers have really ruined Noguchi and Martin Margiela for me.

 

[Chinchilla]

I saved for ages and treated myself to a Noguchi lamp for my birthday years ago.
I absolutely loved it but now as you say a lot of beigies and influencers started buying it - it really ruined it for me .
Just made it feel generic