Brittany Bathgate #2 Buying things to fill the gaping hole in her personality

1
“Inspired by the cities academic and archival collections.” Shame BBs grammar wasn’t inspired by the aforementioned.
 

Attachments

  • 148472A7-1450-4E82-B73F-ADA2265DAD5F.png
    148472A7-1450-4E82-B73F-ADA2265DAD5F.png
    108.6 KB · Views: 97
Yes, that room is very hodgepodge lodge, lol. She does not have an eye for interiors. And the white couch is devoid of personality. That said, to be fair, they are just starting to figure it out. An ottoman in white will be much better than the flintstone table, which will help simplify.

I laugh about all the Noguchi lamps. When she got the big one, she called it "the Japanese lamp" and had no idea Noguchi was a Japanese American from Queens. It was all just her being trendy. It's so typical of her and most influencers: one week, they don't know how to pronounce something, and the next week, they say, "I've always loved this before anyone." Hahahahahaha.

That bathroom is not getting any better. Especially with the off-white wall. If you go terracotta red, make the whole thing bold. Then, when the tile is all janky at the edges, it won't look so bad. I don't get why you would put a parquet floor in a bathroom, either. I guess we all make mistakes.
 
The Invisalign marketing machine is working 24/7 isn't it lol I would never have put her down as someone who needed her teeth straightening. Not everyone needs perfectly straight teeth and ngl on Britters it's giving "'crackers, gromit"

This is such a typical influencer thing to do, to claim to, let's say... always have been so self conscious of your teeth and wanting to have them straightened, but not so badly that you couldn't wait for a paid partnership to present itself rather than reach into your own pocket. Seems the influencer lifestyle is no longer giving her the ick, and who cares about integrity when you can save yourself a few grand and get free braces. I just feel so cynical and done with the whole influencer charade tbh.
 
Um. She says she hates the look of toothbrushes and toothpaste in the bathroom (and uses a vase to put them both in), but didn't add install any storage in the bathroom. No medicine cabinet, just a flat mirror above the sink #bblogic
she sounds insufferable lol, all this effort to look mysterious and intellectual and not like the other influencers and she ends up acting like lily pebbles
 
I remember saying before she reminded me of Gayle Platt.

I still stand by it

I remember you saying it too! And the pictures. 😂
---
P.S. (unrelated) Her taste in pottery is dire.
---
P.S. (unburned candle obsession related)

That Diptyque candle (ugly 4-pronged thingy on the unglazed white Diptyque platter with their oval branding) is $540.

I kid you not.

It burns for 15 hours into an unsightly tangle of white wax that cannot be removed from the flat piece of flowerpot-grade clay that can serve no other purpose.

I hope it was gifted. Tailor-made for gullible gluttons.

 
Last edited:
Back
Top