Boss_mummy_sale #9 Alas, won’t lie…booze mummy will drink every day that ends in Y

[HMC]

Why’s she gone quiet? Is she prematurely having a sulk cos there’s gonna be another baby taking the attention from giant Q and her??
That family portrait is a disgrace, those kids were so young when she had a fling with the office creep. He needs to grow that beard even more, can still see some of your face Non Scottie

 

[Hastaggifted]

She is unusually quiet. Do we think her Brother and sister in law have had their baby and she couldn't possibly trust herself not to post it all over social media before they have a chance to announce it. IF they announce it that is.

 

[geordiegirl]

Wonder if they have had the baby; I can’t find her on IG now…

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

She says she met with someone she went to college with. Then says they didn’t know each other. How can you reminisce about old times with someone you didn’t know?
She’s got the most awful grasp of the English language

 

[Madeofeyes]

Bet they are opening a wimpy

 

[HMC]

I can’t see any baby update in her sis in laws insta yet. No surprise as she doesn’t document everything dramatically like boozy BM.
I wonder if she’s being moody cos the in laws visit a lot now they are back. Definitely some kind of strop as shes never this quiet.

 

[dancing flamingo]

Maybe she’s caught non Scottish Scott with his trousers down.

 

[mrscoco]

Maybe she’s caught non Scottish Scott with his trousers down.

Wouldn't that be lush!! Alas don't leave us hanging Georgie. I'm stuck for pompous meal ideas for my kids & my local shop has sold out of balsamic. Drinkies to help me cope

 

[Fearne]

Maybe she’s caught non Scottish Scott with his trousers down.

We'd all hear about this. But in a cryptic inbox me hun type of way

 

[Esme]

She’ll surely be back tomorrow to share all the boot camp tit

I bet baby brothers baby is here and she’s insanely jealous. Seems like bro & SIL would be amazing parents

 

[HMC]

It’s not like her to be so silent. I bet Chez has had to drop everything this week to have her breathing into a paper bag over the baby drama whilst BM is wearing her new hideous pink trainers Ooohhh maybe she’s not allowed to see the baby cos she announced it before her Sis in Law
It’ll still be driving over the limit to drool over Mr boot camp today

 

[Parttimegossip]

She’ll surely be back tomorrow to share all the boot camp tit

I bet baby brothers baby is here and she’s insanely jealous. Seems like bro & SIL would be amazing parents

You called it - but no sweaty selfies and she’s ‘hangover free’ - something definitely going on!!

 

[Hlo3]

I bet she made a big thing about being hangover free too because it's such an achievement for her. I could not work out if I was hungover

 

[CF_206]

LOL at her saying people have checked in to make sure she’s ok!

 

[Becclo44]

What they must have meant was: ‘are you upset that you can’t yet find a way to make the birth of your niece/nephew about you and only you?’

 

[geordiegirl]

She literally has her phone in her hand 99% of the day so she knows she’s not posting… just another way of attention seeking as she must be getting nowt from anyone else

 

[HMC]

She literally has her phone in her hand 99% of the day so she knows she’s not posting… just another way of attention seeking as she must be getting nowt from anyone else

Exactly, and if she was getting so many messages and notifications asking if she was ok, then just post your daily picture of your damn rocket topped dinner then!
Bet Non Scottie pissed her off being away again and she’s solo pissed up parenting

 

[sausages1212]

When doing a burpee are you meant to lay on the floor or do a press-up?

 

[Madeofeyes]

When doing a burpee are you meant to lay on the floor or do a press-up?

Mine start as a push up and die off to a collapse depends on the work out. I can only imagine how ‘good’ hers are.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

She’s probably trying to get pregnant so she can announce it on the day her brothers baby is born.