Boss_mummy_sale #9 Alas, won’t lie…booze mummy will drink every day that ends in Y

[Esme]

When has “boss” mummy ever done anything as per the safety guidelines?! She hasn’t. She’s an idiot, I’d send her the crash videos showing what FF does but she’d ignore it and probably block me. She’s definitely one of those mummy knows best

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Why just why is she so obsessed with her children growing up so quickly!

The sooner they’re grown the sooner she can lead her life without the hindrance of having to parent around her drinking schedule!

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

He’s far too young to be in that car seat! Regardless of him being “a giant baby” he’s still 18 months ish and needs to be rear facing

My 99th centile height then 4 year old still rear faced in his joie spin

 

[josie2000]

Yes this!

my 2yr old has a joie spin and he rear faces so so so much safer.

My nearly 3yr old is still very much rear facing and will be for a few years yet.

 

[Becclo44]

She thinks doing all these things like having him front facing, feeding him 10x the recommended intake of salt (and, let’s face it, calories), giving him a duvet before the age of 1 etc. makes her a ‘cool’ unique fun mum but it doesn’t, it just makes her a twit! Cannot stand this pathetic woman.

 

[Fanaff]

A she is an ugly crier
B how to make your mates birth story all about you
C what a head

 

[sausages1212]

The bubbles are out…

 

[Hastaggifted]

 

[Esme]

I said the weekend they’d reappear!

 

[Lauura]

The bubbles are out…

I just couldn't do it, with my little man. What if something happened to one of them? She really is so selfish!!

 

[sausages1212]

I just couldn't do it, with my little man. What if something happened to one of them? She really is so selfish!!

Because she’s a functioning alcoholic. That’s why

 

[BeauJD]

Indeed, I don’t have kids but I don’t even have more than a single beer if I’m driving at that! And this would have been 6:20pm!

Double post because I forgot to add this one!

There’s like 2/3 toys max … she’s absolutely ridiculous

 

[Riddlemethis]

Indeed, I don’t have kids but I don’t even have more than a single beer if I’m driving at that! And this would have been 6:20pm!

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Double post because I forgot to add this one!

There’s like 2/3 toys max … she’s absolutely ridiculous
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The doom in that corner is her god awful taste in furnishings. Her livingroom is about 15 shades of brown and the photos of herself everywhere

 

[Pivot]

She's probably been counting down the hours since her last drink. Who even knows if she has actually managed the last 4 days without one. So sad she can't have a nice evening with S without a drink ☹

 

[Esme]

For the culled. Not sure what’s sadder - needing a drink while she’s solo parenting or needing a drink simply because Scott’s on a lads night. It’s almost coming across as envy so she’s pity drinking

 

[LMG]

She’s a bleeping loser!

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

She’s a bleeping loser!

She really is and karma is hitting her square in the jaw for being the other woman… tit life for a tit person. Enjoy Georgie - you’ll never stop worrying what Scott’s up to on a night out and it’s everything you deserve.

 

[notokhun]

Girls night with her daughter and she's on the booze, can't even wait until they are in bed.

That isn't a corner of doom, there is a few things out.
She needs a shake.

 

[Calabria]

Girls night with her daughter and she's on the booze, can't even wait until they are in bed.

That isn't a corner of doom, there is a few things out.
She needs a shake.

and maybe if she didn’t spend so much money on booze, tacky tit from TKMaxx and clothes then they could buy a bigger house where the kids could have a dedicated playroom, and Ella (at least!) could have an actual bedroom for herself rather than sleeping in the guest bedroom! Imagine being a teenager and not having your own bedroom at your Dad’s house because his stupid wife wants it to be a spare room for the overnight guests they rarely bloody have! No wonder Ella hardly spends any time there now, she’s not made to feel welcome by the stepwitch!

 

[geordiegirl]

Looks like she out on the piss tonight then; this no booze thing going well Georgie