BRAVOgot a short poem that sums BM up.
Are you ready?
In my gym clothes I’m stinking, every day I’m drinking. Kids are the Bain of my life, only had them to keep up with his ex wife. ALAS. Everything I make is a taste sensation and anything I type has to be finished with a thousand exclamations!!!!!!!!!!
As a 24 year old, what one earth did she see in him? Married with two young kids and not a looker
Could say same for him, what did he see in herAs a 24 year old, what one earth did she see in him? Married with two young kids and not a looker
With the baseball cap that seems to be surgically attached to her head. Wouldn't you at least have a shower before trying clothes onShes gone to Asda in her sweaty gym clothes trying on (hideous) dresses.
God she loves her self sooo much