Boss_Mummy_Sale #4 BM does not stand for Bridesmaid

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Just catching up, so have I got this right: she would rather drive to the airport, queue up through security, wait at a boarding gate, endure a flight, then queue through arrivals with two bored and frustrated children, hoping her lift at the other end is on time and waiting, instead of just driving herself? Surely that will all take just as long? And no bags? So with one carry on that is a very limited amount of toys, books, changes of clothes, food….. oh wait, the iPads will be parenting for her, silly me!

Will she dare have a cheeky vino in the air?
 
But what about the amazing weekend she’s forced her family to have? Seriously what is her problem?! She doesn’t even know how lucky she is, there are families in real financial difficulty and much worse. But boo hoo boss mummy is having a bad week and just happened to book flights to her best mates on a whim 🙄
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How poorly is poorly though, does he just need some love and real affection from mummy today or is his giant baby syndrome really affecting his immune system to the point he’s got theeee worst case of the cold anyone has ever imagined? Y’know our Porge. Likes to dramatise it all. I seriously hope she sacks Chester off and chooses to drive or just stay at home because as above person says not only is it a shame on poor Q it’s a danger to all other passengers.
 
Don’t her friends in Chester have a baby too … sure it’s the bestie they had the Christmas themed baby shower for …
Definitely what they need, a drunken, slurring, shrieking Porge leaving her kid with a snotty nose
 
Instalol said:
Last night I dreamt Scottnothot was all over me 🤮 he was his younger version of himself (less that rank beard) even though it was a nightmare Boss twit was furious 🤣.. I’ll see myself out lol
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You poor poor thing :(

Fanaff said:
It’s next week they go away. She just needed to post early for maximum sympathy
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Ah you’re right, of course. Classic BM.
 
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