Boss_mummy_sale #25 Drunken mess in a leopard skin dress!

[cill2019]

I honestly don’t know how she can be arsed with constant visitors. We’ve visitors today and tomorrow and I am done, over it, leave me alone

 

[Matisse182]

I think its because if she keeps 'entertaining' she can keep drinking and keep doing tasks that she can then claim 'need' doing instead of doing anything child friendly which she clearly hates!

 

[Pivot]

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#26 I got 99 problems but finding a drink ain't one!

 

[Halfafritter]

such a lovely ‘family home’, other than their bedrooms you wouldn’t know any children lived there.

 

[Fakeface]

No one cares you go to boot camp Georgie

 

[grumpygrotts1987]

She put a grid post on about this as well.. ‘when your 20 year old wants one too’. Don’t most people like hot choc? Just because it’s not got alcohol in, doesn’t mean it’s just for kids porgie.

Also…. He’s not yours.

 

[kelly123]

And the emoji she used is just grosse

 

[LMG]

Not everyone wants to constantly drink alcohol BM. Why is she so shocked?

 

[Esme]

 

[Hastaggifted]

 

[Matisse182]

I keep imagining rats on that table troughing and shtting all over the place.. 'Nana' seems to be almost as bangled up as BM

 

[cill2019]

I’m watching Gavin and Stacey and I’ve just realised Quinn is the spit of Smithy

 

[HMC]

I hope Santa brings old Booze Mummy some gift vouchers for her dentist. Oh and a book on parenting too.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

I hope Santa brings old Booze Mummy some gift vouchers for her dentist. Oh and a book on parenting too.

Maybe a new liver

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

That charcuterie and the gammon look rubbish

 

[Meg78]

That charcuterie and the gammon look rubbish

Are these the current nicknames for Oaks and ScottyNotHotty?

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

Are these the current nicknames for Oaks and ScottyNotHotty?

Oh my god - SNH does look like a rotten gammon. Oaks will always be MDF

 

[Meg78]

Oh my god - SNH does look like a rotten gammon. Oaks will always be MDF

My husband always refers to bloated white Tories as gammon, thought it fit him quite nicely

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

Why does the gravy also have to be alcoholic?

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Why does the gravy also have to be alcoholic?

Otherwise it would be a laughing stock