Boss_Mummy_Sale #22 Orders her Builders from Temu

[Glittery1]

Why are her nails hooked like claws. I have buildable gel and mine don’t look like that?

agree with this and I get builder gel every month, mine do not look like this.

Her nails always look wonky

 

[missmissy123]

It makes me laugh every.damn.time

I’ve said it before, wear what you like, style yourself how you like etc etc but what makes me laugh with her is she THINKS she’s being all “trendy” and this cool fashionista when in reality, she is so behind. She tries so hard but always falls short. I love to see it!

We must be coming up to a time where BM discovers Kookai, Bay Trading and Jane Norman items on Vinted for those "vintage items she's had forever knowing they'd be back in fashion" era.

Also, is 11 bracelets on 1 wrist necessary?

 

[Poppetta83]

We must be coming up to a time where BM discovers Kookai, Bay Trading and Jane Norman items on Vinted for those "vintage items she's had forever knowing they'd be back in fashion" era.

Also, is 11 bracelets on 1 wrist necessary?

KOOKAI! Omg I forgot about that shop.

I hope that’s not her wanking arm, must be quite the distraction…

 

[HMC]

I’m surprised the best bridesmaid in the world is heading off on holiday and not helping her bestie with the wedding plans. She did say when she booked it so close that it’s so she can have a belter of a tan for the day
God it would be awful if she tripped down that isle wouldn’t it

 

[ohdoris]

I hope her hair goes green & her skin blisters

 

[saralikes]

Her nails are wonky from the weight of ELEVEN bracelets- it’s been said before but the bacteria on those

 

[DinnerLady]

I wonder if Chez will be one of those brides who dictates the jewellery to her bridesmaids - with all those bracelets l bloody well would and ask BM to take them off!

 

[longtimelurker86]

maybe luggage? I’ll be shocked if Ella is with them

I believe you are actually correct as no photos of E like I presume there would be! Silly me thinking they’d take her too and not just leave her at home alone not long after she’s moved in

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

With seven years bad luck this holiday may prove to be as eventful as the Reno !

 

[Feeiona]

Her wrist must stink with all them bracelets on it

 

[Potato_waffle]

I hope that’s not her wanking arm, must be quite the distraction…

thank you for reminding me of my all time favourite BM thread title....

'Jingle jangle those bracelets are rank, imagine the sound when she gives Scott a.... hand'

 

[HMC]

I wonder how many years this holiday will add onto her age. She’ll be lathered in the fox tan and baking herself for 10days.

I hope she doesn’t forget to show her followers how she’s a fun mum with the kids in the pool, for all of 10 seconds.

God remember when she went to Portugal and was working out with Logan every morning, She scared him off, he’s barely been seen since.

 

[Meg78]

I’d forgotten all about her unsafe tanning practices, I have a horrible feeling that will catch up with her at some point, my mum used to use oils and she’s had skin cancer removed 5 times already

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

She will be perving over SNH and that vile tattoo on his leg
Shots of aperol, cocktails and fake handbags on tables incoming ….
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Oh and wearing the same bikini day in day out

 

[Gennie19]

Bikini and kaftan mirror shots incoming

 

[olive&salmon]

Don’t forget her not putting sun cream on her rainbow babies

 

[HMC]

I wonder if they will give S a can of fizzy as a rare ‘treat’ this holiday

 

[Glittery1]

I wonder if they will give S a can of fizzy as a rare ‘treat’ this holiday

Water would be a rare treat for them all, kids and adults included!

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

She posted that she lost her airpods but she's dirty deleted it now

 

[Riddlemethis]

She posted that she lost her airpods but she's dirty deleted it now

Probably because she hasn’t actually lost them. Within seconds of something happening she’s posting on insta, so she’s likely looked past her face and realised they’re not lost at all so deleted. She’s so fucking dramatic.