Boris Johnson #6 Bin fire of the vanities

[da1sycha1n]

Neroli you old cynic. How dare you suggest this upstanding man / saviour of all England / our real PM, cheated out of his job by backstabbers etc etc would do such an underhand thing?
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Money and power.

fairly raking in the child benefit payments!

 

[Resting Rage Face]

No doubt the "sympathy baby's" birth will be announced just before the Privileges Committee damning verdict on his/her daddy's behaviours re all those naughty parties?

Can't someone just neuter him?

 

[neroli]

I blame Sue Gray.

 

[Spid]

Carrie has well and truly secured the bag for post-divorce.

She'll help him get all these book deals and speaking gigs then rinse him

 

[neroli]

Well, the daughter was named after her dad's favourite hobby (Romy Iris).

I reckon this time around it will be Volodymyr regardless of gender (if that still exists in these enlightened times).

Alternatively Mendacia or Gropius?
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Carrie has well and truly secured the bag for post-divorce.

She'll help him get all these book deals and speaking gigs then rinse him.


Carrie is the Power behind the Throne. He'll be a busted flush once she's finished with him.

 

[da1sycha1n]

bye bye Boris!

 

[Doyouknowwhatimean]

There's got to be a reason he's stepping down, any thoughts on what news is going to break

 

[Warriorqueen]

There's got to be a reason he's stepping down, any thoughts on what news is going to break

Nadine and Boris

 

[margaretta]

There's got to be a reason he's stepping down, any thoughts on what news is going to break

standing for London Mayor again?

 

[Warriorqueen]

Cold War Steve has sussed it

 

[Lenniel]

There's got to be a reason he's stepping down, any thoughts on what news is going to break

Thought it was because of the report from the standards committee saying he misled parliament and recommending a suspension long enough to potentially trigger a by-election.

Plus some of the resignation peerages were sent back to another committee to review especially Nadine as that would trigger a by-election so she resigned triggering a by-election.

 

[neroli]

He's going to be the new host of This Morning alongside Holly Willoughby.

 

[Clytemnestra]

Cold War Steve has sussed it

I love the Jim'll Paint It one:

 

[Don’tStart]

Crying at this impression of Nadine Dorries

So many corkers in this video:

- “Stop all the clocks, cut up the television, prevent the dog from doing… that *opens bottle of wine*”
- “That snake traitor channel BBC!”
- “Most trusted condiment”
- “The former *for-now* Prime Minister”

 

[monga]

Wreck-It Ralph on Tour …State of it

 

[Clytemnestra]

Jesus, he looks like a kid in Thomas Land waving at his nan.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

And meanwhile Liz Truss was literally cosplaying as Margaret Thatcher:

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Except the intellect.

 

[bignellie]

Can't someone just neuter him?

i will do it with rusty shears, no charge!

 

[monga]

Carrie must have a strong stomach.

 

[Clytemnestra]

She has a type... fat ugly fuckers with ever increasing amounts of power, money and influence.