Bex Wolfnsunflowers #8 And we have grift off!

[Molly24]

Wow @Traazers! You summoned a fishy demon! It was already a little whiffy, and you went and attracted the whole shoal! I'd say "the whole school", but we all know that isn't a word associated with this thread.

Interesting that they are both sticking their oars in, almost like it's a decoy tactic. *eye roll*

Watch out Columbo. Weirdos.

 

[sunflowernwolves]

Watch out Columbo. Weirdos.

What a strange comment.

 

[Wooh]

Is it this?

 

[Molly24]

What a strange comment.

I'm just here to laugh at Twitter grifters. I have absolutely no interest in terminally online people trawling my post history for "clues" that I'm some kind of mole.

 

[sunflowernwolves]

I'm just here to laugh at Twitter grifters. I have absolutely no interest in terminally online people trawling my post history for "clues" that I'm some kind of mole.

I see. And why are you saying this in reply to me? Sorry, I'm confused. You'll have to spell it out.

 

[Molly24]

I see. And why are you saying this in reply to me? Sorry, I'm confused. You'll have to spell it out.

Yeah I'm not doing this. Go away.

 

[sunflowernwolves]

Yeah I'm not doing this. Go away.

I've been here for a while, so I'm going nowhere. I'm not sure what you're angling after.

How about you just... don't reply to me again?

 

[eatingfudge]

That's one of those things someone on this thread came up with and everyone ran with as gospel despite there not being a shred of evidence that it's true. Like most of the thread actually.

How long did it take you to type this using only your left hand?

 

[peachplumpear]

Conversation at CreepMouse house:

Spouse of Mechmouse: Darling geek husband and father of our five geek children. In the context of our rather tight budget and rather slow work on our geek home, can you explain why you are always sending gentle hugs to women on Xwitter; and what are these several credit card charges, please, my darling geekweirdo?

Mechmouse: I cannot explain the former, my darling spouse, but the credit card charges are simple: I sent some bathroom pictures to Bex Kitchen when she moved house, and some special treats to her son for Christmas, and a little extra treat (with some gentle hugs) after her near death but fully tweeted car accident. Just a little bum cushion and a blah blah for her son.

Spouse: [Wooh note - I can't work out her response because my own reaction is dying to type itself]

This cracked me up
I’m honestly fascinated by robotic rodent, like to me he’s actually way more interesting than Bex - do you think his wife knows that he’s spending their money sending incontinence pants to Twitter grifters? Do you think he tells her he’s working when he’s actually sending gentle hugs to OF users all day? Does Mrs Mouse even exist!?

 

[Wooh]

This cracked me up
I’m honestly fascinated by robotic rodent, like to me he’s actually way more interesting than Bex - do you think his wife knows that he’s spending their money sending incontinence pants to Twitter grifters? Do you think he tells her he’s working when he’s actually sending gentle hugs to OF users all day? Does Mrs Mouse even exist!?

She (the one who chose to be impregnated by Mechmouse approximately 5 times) exists in a plausible way to me: she owned a property (ie house) before losing her marbles due to the devastating hotness of Mechmouse and - sold it at a loss - because they needed or wanted a different house.

Please let her (spouse of Mechmouse) be the sole title holder, and teach your daughters that solo living is a joy, not a social punishment. If necessary, use images

Spoiler: SOLO LIFE FOREVER

 

[Beanz17]

I suspect she's extra fishy at the moment, what with pissing herself constantly and only being able to use the one hand.

 

[Traazers]

Bloody hell, impressive of bex to switch so easily between two accounts all left handed!

I go for a post Toby nap and it’s all kicked off.

I thought you were always vulnerable and in pain, and that’s why we’re all paying for you to not work?

 

[sunflowernwolves]

She's proper smarting about those boots, eh?

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

I can just picture the scene. I'm gonna infiltrate them and make them think I'm an evil troll. Best way is to slag my 'mate' RSM off to high heaven and this will be grand as I will tell her it was to try and elicit some stuff that she can use as proof of 'libel'. I am a true one of a kind absolute genius.

 

[Samsquamptch]

@fishingforanswers

Not a bully then but perhaps a rascist eh?

Talk yourself out of that one.

Weren't you called out for rascist jokes in a group chat ?

 

[I See You Baby]

I'm just here to laugh at Twitter grifters. I have absolutely no interest in terminally online people trawling my post history for "clues" that I'm some kind of mole.

So first Bex invented Molly from Aldi for her viral post that never happened, and now she’s using this account too. At least mix the names up Rebecca!

As a curvier woman myself, I couldn’t help but notice you wanted large (size 16-22) piss pants too. I guess that “post crash swelling” is lasting for quite some time…

 

[Traazers]

I thought she couldn’t use her right hand?
Surely… she isn’t LYING is she?

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

So first Bex invented Molly from Aldi for her viral post that never happened, and now she’s using this account too. At least mix the names up Rebecca!

As a curvier woman myself, I couldn’t help but notice you wanted large (size 16-22) piss pants too. I guess that “post crash swelling” is lasting for quite some time…

What is Molly from Aldi pls? I am intrigued The Bexoverse is a wild ride.
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I thought she couldn’t use her right hand?
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It's a READY MEAL, you awful human.

 

[Hold my beans]

Gotta get that nail in, not the nail growth gap though

Thinking about it, how desperate for attention is she to tell a group of pervy men that she's pissing herself?

 

[L3moning]

I think the Tena Lady may have been the tipping point

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(And also, this is my 7777th post on Tattle!)