Bethany Francesca #6 Finally Realises She’s Fat but Won’t Give Up The Meal Deals and the Rest of the Crap

[Starrysky]

Whats with the radio silence

Possible theories:

One of the Disney princesses have taken ill and Beth is at her bedside, leaving her son at home.

She wants a new changing bag and won’t ‘do life’ until she’s gifted the most expensive one there is.

Nick has confiscated ALL of her credit cards and she’s still in a heap on the floor from her tantrum.

She wants more trainers as she doesn’t have any that go with everything.

Francis doesn’t want to watch anything Disney.

Nick has realised ‘what is this life?’ And run off with a maths teacher.

 

[DaisySims89]

Or Francis is ill and instead of going to shopping centres, eating out or meeting up with one of her dull mum friends she actually has to be a mother and take care of him

 

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

She would have made sure instagram knew she had a job if that was the case. She would act like the first mother (I use that word lightly in her case) that’s ever had a job.

Sounds like Carrie Hope Fletcher (go see her thread if you haven't already!)

 

[Dragbag]

Possible theories:

One of the Disney princesses have taken ill and Beth is at her bedside, leaving her son at home.

She wants a new changing bag and won’t ‘do life’ until she’s gifted the most expensive one there is.

Nick has confiscated ALL of her credit cards and she’s still in a heap on the floor from her tantrum.

She wants more trainers as she doesn’t have any that go with everything.

Francis doesn’t want to watch anything Disney.

Nick has realised ‘what is this life?’ And run off with a maths teacher.

This is utter perfection honestly I was having a real shitter of a day until I read this!

 

[DaisySims89]

Sounds like Carrie Hope Fletcher (go see her thread if you haven't already!)

Yes, I frequent there a lot and there is some overlap happening
They are also both obsessed with Disney holidays

 

[Dragbag]

Yes, I frequent there a lot and there is some overlap happening
They are also both obsessed with Disney holidays

Ooh I’ll check her out never heard of her

 

[DaisySims89]

Or Francis is ill and instead of going to shopping centres, eating out or meeting up with one of her dull mum friends she actually has to be a mother and take care of him

Sorry to quote myself but I totally called it

Well, half right as she still went away on a mini break and had McDonalds and chocolate cake
Left Nick behind too...

 

[Starrysky]

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Sorry to quote myself but I totally called it

Well, half right as she still went away on a mini break and had McDonalds and chocolate cake
Left Nick behind too...

I’m telling you, he’s with the maths teacher
However she’s just posted this, I reckon to ‘prove’ they are ok as she has been reading here of course.

Where are his gloves? His hands are mottled, a sign of being cold Yeah babies take them off but you put them back on.

And where has the back strap of the carrier gone

 

[Emmapism]

Honestly, if you baby carrier disappearing into your back fat isn't a wake up call I don't know what is.

 

[Dragbag]

When you have Xmas party vibes and yet don’t have a job… ps looks like a pair of curtains
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I’m telling you, he’s with the maths teacher
However she’s just posted this, I reckon to ‘prove’ they are ok as she has been reading here of course.

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Where are his gloves? His hands are mottled, a sign of being cold Yeah babies take them off but you put them back on.

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And where has the back strap of the carrier gone

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His dads banging a maths tutor while his mum eats and buys her way through all his wages… I’ve never felt so sorry for a child in my life

 

[Starrysky]

When you have Xmas party vibes and yet don’t have a job… ps looks like a pair of curtains
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His dads banging a maths tutor while his mum eats and buys her way through all his wages… I’ve never felt so sorry for a child in my life

Haha! I must clarify, the whole maths teacher thing was a joke, I don’t actually know anything about a maths teacher

I’m begging her not to do a reel in that dress

 

[Dragbag]

Haha! I must clarify, the whole maths teacher thing was a joke, I don’t actually know anything about a maths teacher

I’m begging her not to do a reel in that dress

But it just fits so well (the maths teacher theory, not the dress)

 

[Tabitha]

She’s slowly turning into Becki Jones

 

[Starrysky]

But it just fits so well (the maths teacher theory, not the dress)

Ok. So… They met over an intense game of online sudoku.

 

[Dragbag]

Ok. So… They met over an intense game of online sudoku.

I just can’t that’s spot on. They meet in a local board game cafe at happy hour where coffee is half priced

 

[Starrysky]

I just can’t that’s spot on. They meet in a local board game cafe at happy hour where coffee is half priced

He can’t afford full price as the repayments on Beths credit cards are so much.

 

[Dragbag]

He can’t afford full price as the repayments on Beths credit cards are so much.

Exactly! Omg this is all so spot on

 

[Starrysky]

I’m a a couple days late but…

Happy Halloween!

 

[Emmapism]

It looks like a big ball sack

 

[She_Who_Cant_Be_Named]

It looks like a big ball sack

Bigger than Nicks!