Beth Sandland #5 The First Woman To Parent

[missobscure09]

I was thinking the exact same thing!! She follows all the big mum accounts like 'LustLiving' who all have them, she knows! I know and I'm not even a Mum

Yup. Zero reason to be asking the question other than looking for an excuse to tag them on the beg. A simple google (like the rest of us would do) would have been sufficient.

 

[HoGi]

On the beg for a totter & tumble now. So transparent!

Oh so beggy Beth

 

[Tatsallfolks]

She reads here reinforcing on the next stories that she is going to order one herself with her own cash, shocking!

 

[xits_jjx]

Bloody hell, putting her hands in her own pockets? Call the press!

 

[Stewart123]

The worst bit is she highlights that they are a small business and therefore don’t do Black Friday but she’ll quite happily accept a freebie when they offer her one. So much for supporting small businesses!

 

[claralane]

Bloody hell, putting her hands in her own pockets? Call the press!

Nah, just wait, she’ll post a story about how she was going to buy one honest but they were soooo kind and offered her a freebie.

 

[cookies74]

Because she's done a few pregnancy hints, she'll now start posting about how awful it is to assume someone is pregnant and show she struggles with "infertility". Just watch

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Because she's done a few pregnancy hints, she'll now start posting about how awful it is to assume someone is pregnant and show she struggles with "infertility". Just watch

I’d love to know her definition of infertility…

 

[cookies74]

I’d love to know her definition of infertility…

She doesn't know the difference between having a miscarriage (which is obviously awful) and infertility, I assume.

 

[claralane]

Because she's done a few pregnancy hints, she'll now start posting about how awful it is to assume someone is pregnant and show she struggles with "infertility". Just watch

Bonus points if she talks about how lucky she is to have Z and he’s “enough” for them and to think about how all those poor people without kids this Christmas. Is there anything she does that’s not completely sanctimonious?

 

[NutellaFix]

Saint Beth Patron saint of begging for free shite and selling her own baby’s childhood. So selfless of her to share photos of her life with us, the great unwashed

praise be.

 

[Lovegossip2020]

She has hidden the amount of likes on her new post clearly didn't get as much engagement as she is always begging for!!

 

[Asdfghjkll]

She has hidden the amount of likes on her new post clearly didn't get as much engagement as she is always begging for!!

Christ, her engagement is trrrible as it is so it must have been absolutely dire

 

[cookies74]

It's just a picture of her stood in some leaves, being boring as sin. Not sure what she was expecting

 

[Lovegossip2020]

Christ, her engagement is trrrible as it is so it must have been absolutely dire

Noone gives a tit anymore, more people I hope will press that unfollow button!

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Beth logic: post affiliate links to get followers to give you money > supervise infant son in the bath so he doesn’t injure himself

 

[xits_jjx]

It's just a picture of her stood in some leaves, being boring as sin. Not sure what she was expecting

so far it’s at 1,536 likes

edit to add: her hair is vile and she can’t pull off the e-girl highlights

 

[NutellaFix]

so far it’s at 1,536 likes

edit to add: her hair is vile and she can’t pull off the e-girl highlights

I love how that outfit is completely at odds with how she wasn’t going to dress like a Mum before we’ve not seen hide nor hair of that top with the ridiculous sleeves have we?

 

[Cariad]

I love how that outfit is completely at odds with how she wasn’t going to dress like a Mum before we’ve not seen hide nor hair of that top with the ridiculous sleeves have we?

Mum clothes and mum hair but we mustn't say we told you so! , boring beige baby clothes and nondescript interiors ......so aspirational not

 

[Doherty557]

The photo of her in the leaves… why is she dressed like a public schoolboy? What on Earth are those trousers?!