iloveDanielleFrench
Member
“So yesterday I found out that short shorts get funny looks at the park from the mum police”
No Beth No! What does get you the funny looks is your ridiculously orange tan, stupid poses, and 5 hour photo shoots in public places!
Your not even original with your bloody poses! The whole hand in hand pose, the going to cover the camera pose or the pushing your ridiculous glasses back on your head pose are just cringey!
And your captions . I hope you are reading these! Your 34 woman stop tranna compete with young insta models! We all know from evidence we’ve read your a total witch and that your husband is a knob!
Your not relatable! And your not a run of the mill mum who has her kids 24/7, 2 jobs and a house to run! Not all mums have 3 hours a day spare to do a quick every day make up before taking the kids to school before work! Not all of us have the money to buy those god damn awful balenciagas (not that she can afford them either with her debts) or get clothes gifted us every week! Some of us have the same summer/winter clothes for the past 5 years because we have children and they need stuff that means we can’t afford to buy ourselves cheek revealing shorts!
No Beth No! What does get you the funny looks is your ridiculously orange tan, stupid poses, and 5 hour photo shoots in public places!
Your not even original with your bloody poses! The whole hand in hand pose, the going to cover the camera pose or the pushing your ridiculous glasses back on your head pose are just cringey!
And your captions . I hope you are reading these! Your 34 woman stop tranna compete with young insta models! We all know from evidence we’ve read your a total witch and that your husband is a knob!
Your not relatable! And your not a run of the mill mum who has her kids 24/7, 2 jobs and a house to run! Not all mums have 3 hours a day spare to do a quick every day make up before taking the kids to school before work! Not all of us have the money to buy those god damn awful balenciagas (not that she can afford them either with her debts) or get clothes gifted us every week! Some of us have the same summer/winter clothes for the past 5 years because we have children and they need stuff that means we can’t afford to buy ourselves cheek revealing shorts!