Best Life & Beyond #91 From renting Cabanas at Volcano Bay to going to Disney with their Own PB&J.

[Lalo Salamanca]

It's hard to start a business.. it's even harder to convince someone that a plastic backpack is worth $250

 

[UncleLester]

hopefully the court just grants matt the divorce by default

The Court needs complete/correctly filled out paperwork, which Matty is now 0-for-2 on.

I cannot imagine the headache Uncle Sam must get each year when they try to read his tax filings.

 

[PourTheTee]

Speaking of 4.2 pounds….how much do we think binky weighed?

 

[jessburch]

Looks like she never responded and the court awarded a default judgment which means the person bringing the case gets what they want. Probably divorce.

Not legal advice - just a best guess based on the docket entries.

I hope the court just grants Matt a divorce and get it over it. At this point, Katie is not going to respond or get an attorney. She is pathetic.

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

The Court needs complete/correctly filled out paperwork, which Matty is now 0-for-2 on.

I cannot imagine the headache Uncle Sam must get each year when they try to read his tax filings.

Just imagine if they're 'Married filing jointly'

Government in May: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Ok fine, you can have until October"
Government in November: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Come on guys, you're still running on an extension from 2018"
Slockbowers: "Boop"

 

[minimax]

Just imagine if they're 'Married filing jointly'

Government in May: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Ok fine, you can have until October"
Government in November: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Come on guys, you're still running on an extension from 2018"
Slockbowers: "Boop"

The 'Lol...' really cements their attitude and cadence towards something like taxes.

 

[theycallmeJoan]

Just imagine if they're 'Married filing jointly'

Government in May: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Ok fine, you can have until October"
Government in November: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Come on guys, you're still running on an extension from 2018"
Slockbowers: "Boop"

 

[OutofScope]

Return sheet means that the submission for default judgment was rejected and it is being returned. Reasons for the rejection would be included in the return sheet to her Ex. Hire a lawyer Bugman.

I still hold to the belief Mr. Slockbower is doing a half assed effort on the divorce proceedings because he receives stipends from Mother Emmons on the condition not to change his martial status. I don't think she wants KT as a potential daughter-in-law.

 

[minimax]

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Did that teddy bear just get done with "doing emails" and now has to start doing "doing taxes"?

 

[theycallmeJoan]

Did that teddy bear just get done with "doing emails" and now has to start doing "doing taxes"?

And the form is in German lol. I got lucky with that picture lol

 

[dramalt]

She lost more weight when she ditched the refrigerator backpack because the sponsor company went under.

https://www.forthelively.com/

how long do we think fairytale facials will make it??

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

Did that teddy bear just get done with "doing emails" and now has to start doing "doing taxes"?

It's actually about to move over to "What not", and it's going to do this DIGITALLY.

 

[Evil Texan]

Do you think KT is eating a churro right now?

 

[UncleLester]

I still hold to the belief Mr. Slockbower is doing a half assed effort on the divorce proceedings because he receives stipends from Mother Emmons on the condition not to change his martial status

I can just visualize Mother Emmons dropping one of the below in the mail every month to Matty in an envelope with no return address:

 

[ohmygoddude82]

Katie posted this a year ago. I wish she would give an update. I've been following her "fitness journey" very closely and I have many questions.

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KT, 360 is a full circle. So, what you're saying here is that your life changed to exactly the same point it started at. But a Valedictorian would know that already.

 

[jessburch]

Katie was the valedictorian of the University of Jupiter. No way there is no way I believe she was here on earth.

 

[KingLlama]

Katie was probably the valedictorian of that school-by-mail scam that Sally Struthers used to hawk in TV commercials.

Which is appropriate, because Sally Struthers is basically Katie 20 years from now.

 

[FrozenHeadofWD]

how long do we think fairytale facials will make it??

KT’ll just switch sponsorship to the porn site that buys the domain name.

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

KT, 360 is a full circle. So, what you're saying here is that your life changed to exactly the same point it started at.

She isn't wrong

 

[Mr Witherspoon]

Katie posted this a year ago. I wish she would give an update. I've been following her "fitness journey" very closely and I have many questions.

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Is one of your questions “what’s the easiest way to make progress without changing any bad habits?”

If so, I’d imagine her answer would be to buy new sunglasses (same style, just giant novelty glasses) for overall health.