Guilty!
I should have prefaced that it was a “fan fiction” draft of a hypothetical communication announcing that Spencer was starting a massage business specializing in services for females 30 years of age and under.
The fake email (which was for comedy, snarking about Spencer being creepy, and not to be sent or shared outside of Tattle per the rules) would implore that Besties to help promote Spencer’s new pet-time masseuse business to their sisters, wives, girlfriends, daughters, and neighbors.
And hypothetically, the funds would be used to subsidize an international Disney trip.