Best Life & Beyond #30 Are there more Spirits haunting the HM or Debt Collectors leaving K & S Voicemails

[sorry_bout_it]

How are they vetting the Super Besties? Is there an in-person interview process?

Retinal scans and DNA

And at the Super Besties own expense! So, for the low, low price of just $40/mo, you too can help pick a font color for their thumbnail, have the opportunity to spend MORE money on their merch with exclusive access before everyone else, PLUS, all Super Besties have the privilege of spending an extra couple grand on the vetting process that's required to remain a Super Bestie. Great business model!

Much like in real life, being besties with BLAB only benefits them and isn't worth the time and money.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Big Red Dencer is trying to keep up appearances that he wasn't a part of the toxic work environment on the Ellen show. Otherwise he totally would have deleted this.

 

[princess strawbella]

KT will be calling or visiting every Wahoo's in the OC! Lol "um, hello my name is KT and I'm the co-creator of a very successful YouTube channel. Do you see any stickers with the words 'don't give these grifters any money' around? If so, can you peel them off? Hello? Hello? Uh, they hung up one me! Just more jealous people." I can see this scenario happening! Lol

 

[Mosey4321]

Retinal scans and DNA

A full ancestry.com report. Ya know, 'cause they gatta check your family and the country they all came from as well.... just encase

 

[Lalo Salamanca]

If you’re at the Orange Circle Wahoos, keep an eye out for Ca$hlees mom. I’ve spotted her the last few times I was there

I’ll be on the lookout

 

[PourTheTee]

A full ancestry.com report

"You're not German enough. Next!"
or
"You can't be 100% German like me! You're just jealous! Next!"

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

A full ancestry.com report

Which must be 100% German...even though Owens is a Welsh name.

 

[Mosey4321]

"You're not German enough. Next!"
or
"You can't be 100% German like me! You're just jealous! Next!"

Bribe em with gummy bears, maybe you can make the cut

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Bribe em with gummy bears, maybe you can make the cut

They have to be from Germany. If they're from Turkey... FUGHEDDABOUTIT!

GERMAN GUMMIES ARE ÜBERMENSCH

 

[TheWalkingDad68]

What happened to, "we're just going to take their money"? And by "their" she means the basement dwellers! Lol... It's all about them wanting to win and/or have the last laugh.
Win what? A lifetime supply of churros??

If they keep eating at the rate they're going.... their lifetime may end soon.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

If they keep eating at the rate they're going.... their lifetime may end soon.

That's the BEYOND part of their name. Gotta keep grifting in the afterlife. Crouton Jeremy is going to start the religion of BLAB. (If he finds some pants first.)

 

[TheWalkingDad68]

Retinal scans and DNA

...and a body cavity search

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Serf's tag reminds me of the piss covered men's bathroom floor where Drape overdosed on brown sugar.

 

[tgerlily]

Thanks to whoever suggested Wahoo’s. They have great fish tacos. #offproperty

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@Lalo Salamanca Just doin the Lords work

 

[First Classholes]

I came across these old screenshots of Katie's instagram from January 2021. These are pretty hilarious.

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Feed this Lion's flame churros!

This was a hundred pounds ago.....

 

[The Specific]

I’ll be on the lookout

If someone were on their way to Contra right now, any chance there were extra stickers hidden anywhere?

 

[gc14]

Another day and still KT is a bleeping witch inside and out.

I hope everything (besides the two c**ts from BLAB) are having a great day.

 

[Mr Flibble]

...and a body cavity search

Nah. Organ donation when Big Red needs a new liver.

 

[primordia]

I'm here at DL today looking for grifters. Guys I still can't get over @Lalo Salamanca might be a woman! I'm shook to my very core.

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

Big Red Dencer is trying to keep up appearances that he wasn't a part of the toxic work environment on the Ellen show. Otherwise he totally would have deleted this.

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Spencer probably WAS the toxic work environment. We kept hearing that Ellen was some kind of monster, but they could have said Emmon.

It’s not like his work culture improved all that much when he took BLAB full time.