Becky Reynolds #4 Like a Beck out of Hell, JP'll be Gone Before The Morning Coooomes

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Colouring in her teeth

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Tabitha said:
Thanks for confirming you read here.
it’s ok, we figured it out - your chronically obese daughter cant fit a ring on without risking nerve damage
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Laugh away, Wendy. Is it you and Bill who will be paying for the lawyer once little JP claims half the Souffhamptun house in the divorce? Or do you still think he's in it because he loves big Becks ever so much?
 
bagafreebee said:
Mummy Wend showing her true colours there.
If they don't like the comments then don't put your life online.
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I have to say I always got the impression she was a bit smarter about JP than Becky was. After all, Mummy Wend managed to bag a much older man (and it seems by baby-trapping him) - and kept him for over 30 years. Arrogant and delusional like her daughter, yes, but I didn't ever think she was stupid. She never seemed to warm to him, quite rightly.

But her laughing at the very valid criticism of why her daughter isn't wearing her engagement ring says a lot. Has she accepted Madam Thicko thinks he's the one? Has she thrown a tantrum because mummy dared criticise her choice, and we're now stuck with this agreement? It's all odd, odd, odd. All I can say is if my daughter was engaged to a man she's never lived with, won't wear the ring (that mummy likely paid for), and who won't put a penny into their wedding - I'd put niceties aside and be giving her a reality check.
 
Just in time for another Scoffmas vlog.

She brazenly admits she picked it all up a few weeks ago, so God knows if anything is new or sold out, and it's all cupboard crap. But nothing is funnier than watching the two balding ladies try and out-do each other. Mummy Wend does a toity 'I think there's cayenne pepper in there' - Becky goes 'well I think there's a lot of black pepper' as she stares at the ingredients for support. She's more than happy to smugly read the list of ingredients to prove mummy wrong and herself right.

It's interesting how she says that the mince pies are 'not good' (quite surprising, I think this is the first food she's ever tried and not liked) and then lists what she'd do with them - sell them at a school fair to raise money, or feed a large group, etc. Fobbing other people off is clearly part and parcel of her personality.

Anyway, save yourself the 30 minutes. Mummy Pig thinks she's Oprah Winfrey. Daddy Pig thinks his opinion is valued. Peppa Pig rolls her eyes whenever they speak. That's all you need to know.
 
didisaythatoutloudoops said:
Just in time for another Scoffmas vlog.

She brazenly admits she picked it all up a few weeks ago, so God knows if anything is new or sold out, and it's all cupboard crap. But nothing is funnier than watching the two balding ladies try and out-do each other. Mummy Wend does a toity 'I think there's cayenne pepper in there' - Becky goes 'well I think there's a lot of black pepper' as she stares at the ingredients for support. She's more than happy to smugly read the list of ingredients to prove mummy wrong and herself right.

It's interesting how she says that the mince pies are 'not good' (quite surprising, I think this is the first food she's ever tried and not liked) and then lists what she'd do with them - sell them at a school fair to raise money, or feed a large group, etc. Fobbing other people off is clearly part and parcel of her personality.

Anyway, save yourself the 30 minutes. Mummy Pig thinks she's Oprah Winfrey. Daddy Pig thinks his opinion is valued. Peppa Pig rolls her eyes whenever they speak. That's all you need to know.
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Scoffmas! 💀💀😂😂 And I’ll never look at Peppa Pig the same again 😂
 
didisaythatoutloudoops said:
Just in time for another Scoffmas vlog.

She brazenly admits she picked it all up a few weeks ago, so God knows if anything is new or sold out, and it's all cupboard crap. But nothing is funnier than watching the two balding ladies try and out-do each other. Mummy Wend does a toity 'I think there's cayenne pepper in there' - Becky goes 'well I think there's a lot of black pepper' as she stares at the ingredients for support. She's more than happy to smugly read the list of ingredients to prove mummy wrong and herself right.

It's interesting how she says that the mince pies are 'not good' (quite surprising, I think this is the first food she's ever tried and not liked) and then lists what she'd do with them - sell them at a school fair to raise money, or feed a large group, etc. Fobbing other people off is clearly part and parcel of her personality.

Anyway, save yourself the 30 minutes. Mummy Pig thinks she's Oprah Winfrey. Daddy Pig thinks his opinion is valued. Peppa Pig rolls her eyes whenever they speak. That's all you need to know.
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Unfortunately wasted my 30 minutes. All trying to be hilarious and those cackling laughs do my head in.
Mummy Wendy down in Lidl to stock up on all the sugary shite, cos they're all not morbidly obese already.
 
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