Late to yesterdays post because like our Becks I really just couldn't be arrrrrrsed.
First impression - her hair is looking rattier than ever. It just needs a good condition and actual cut of those awful ends. Surely, surely, she can find a day to sit down with her head covered with conditioner in a plastic bag? She does f**k all with her life, so no excuse there.
I'll hand it to her, she's tried something different with her make up than that panda-eye-orange-debacle, but she needs to go to a make up appointment at a counter and learn how to apply make up that suits her face. It's unblended, and the very chunky - and uneven - eyeliner accentuates her lazy eye. And WTF is wrong with her eyelashes? Has she just got the two on the right?
I think what she struggles to understand is that her purchases and recommendations are meaningless, because next week, she'll be obsessing over a different blush or lipstick. That's the burden of hyperconsumerism. We will never see these products again, either worn or mentioned. They're going to rot in a drawer until she does the inevitable 'declutter' video. And again - it's all just what is viral. No actual opinion.
She's also clearly miffed that people want to see her parents - she wants to be the ultra glamorous influencer, don't you know, not an episode of Meet the Twits. She doesn't want to admit her audience is 70+ doddery Deidres who think she's some chatty grandchild.
Back on the stocking fillers for JP. We haven't forget he didn't bother to make you one last year, Becks.
And Jesus Christ, the most unnecessary purchase ever seen - a spray to smell like sticky toffee pudding. We've seen your M&S shop Becks, you eat 11 cakes a week - you smell like sticky toffee pudding anyway.
And it's almost time for a new thread!!! Name ideas please, I need a good chuckle
Sumfink is up and it's not JP'S 
