Hanna Spanna
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High waisted? Luv, you don't have a waist! It's one big mass of m+s food!
If I didn’t know who she was and I saw her plodding down the street with a Chanel bag I’d assume it was fake
I can’t imagine buying myself something expensive and then asking my parents to give me the money for it to pass it off as a gift. I’m the first to admit my dad spoils me too (I’m the youngest and only girl lol), but I’ve never asked for money and haven’t asked for a specific gift since I was a child.I think her parents spoil her a lot. She had no problem asking for a bottle of perfume that was like £200 for Christmas. My father spoils me, but there's no way I'd ask for something expensive like that as an adult, when I can buy my own
How she affords a mortgage, designer bags, makeup, trips to see little JP and multiple holidays a year is beyond me. I know some people speculate her parents fund a lot of it but are they well off?
Hey if anyone is the weirdo here it’s me, I’m so fixated on this boring bleeping woman and I haven’t a clue why - I’m off work after surgery so I’m blaming having too much time on my hands and the medsI keep replying to your posts like a right weirdo , but here's my theory:
The mortgage is likely relatively small; it's a small house that needed a lot of work and I imagine her parents have given her quite a significant deposit towards it.
The designer bags - most are fake. She buys a few genuine ones from the outlets - these are ALWAYS unboxed and constantly droned on about. The Chanel bag had multiple videos, for example. But the vast majority you see on her Instagram are 'genuine fakes' and purchased online. That's why she doesn't unbox them or talk about them, and why she's never done a 'designer handbag showcase' despite claiming to have so many (and being asked to do so).
In terms of the other verifiable purchases - she's got no kids, she doesn't commute to work, she doesn't go out with friends, no pets, and no real hobbies. Aside from the mortgage and food, she's got money to spaff on what she wants. She's weirdly obsessed with JP and so it all goes on him. The holidays with mum and dad I imagine they pay for, so she's just paying for make up to slap on during trips to see him.
This one is from Spring 2018 - hard to tell from the photo being compressed, but even the small uneven letters are accurate to the authentic (like the longer I in DIOR).
The scale in this Medium flap looks correct, grommet placement and CC tab size also seem right. I’d need to see inside as the code and construction are the tell tell.
I asked my friend who is an authenticator for one of the big reselling websites and he said everything looks correct.
I saw someone in the carpark of home bargains wearing similar leggings, I did a double take I thought I was looking at her naked arse crack they're absolutely disgusting!pray she does a bag collection video or something, then we’ll know 🕵 those photos just arent great tbh
Imagine this walking ahead of you! Why did she pick that colour Please squint and look at it
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This must of been after mummy wend attacked it with a tangle teezer
Good lord! I actually thought she had her bare naked arse out then! Have to say, her legs actually look pretty toned, there's no lumpy bumpy cellulite bits! Or are they some kind of firming leggings?pray she does a bag collection video or something, then we’ll know 🕵 those photos just arent great tbh
Imagine this walking ahead of you! Why did she pick that colour Please squint and look at it
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Definitely some industrial strength elastic going on, like wet suit material.Good lord! I actually thought she had her bare naked arse out then! Have to say, her legs actually look pretty toned, there's no lumpy bumpy cellulite bits! Or are they some kind of firming leggings?