Beckijones4 #96 I live at home, I'm 50 stone, I'm made of grease and n on my niece

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Becki is a size 30-32. We know this from her Vinted account and from her recent attempt to size down to a 28 in her green Shrek safari suit but having to then size back up again because it was far too small for her 😃

If the corpse dog hoodie is actually a 2xl, she will have squeezed into it & we won’t see her wearing it ever again.
If she’s in a 2xl then why have I just got in a large being a size 14 with size E cup boobs? Shes in mens 4xl hoodies at least
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Naan dead
Ricketts dead
Beckis toilet DEAD
Toilet demolished
 
It’s because she’s so dainty and small like Ariana Grande
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I think I have issues (Taylor’s version)
 
Erm the Math ain’t mathing here?
duck me went onto Cath’s fb to find out how old he actually is since her page is very public and I’m SCUNNERED a ton more grandkids/nieces etc never heard of, also Cath’s real name is Elizabeth?! WILD
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Her dads only 54, Crackbun Caff is 10 yrs his senior 😏
Fuckin hell he was 21 when they got married then?
 
😂😂😂😂😂 well when you put it like that it sounds crazy 😂😂😂
i’m sorry to hear that your nan passed away and some people on tattle photoshopped her wearing a Rasta hat and smoking a joint yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that innit yeah and hadiqa you know the only thing is yeah is that no one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i don't want to be mates wiv you alright
 
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