I think she doesn’t shower as it’s too tricky for her. She can’t be just wiping excess sweat or something as it’s winterWhat the duck does she use baby wipes for ???
It can be done….Imagine trying to tackle the fat twit to the ground no kidnapper is that stupid.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA bleeping hell im absolutely wheezingdid any of you hear her saying this ?
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Cleaning her fat rollsWhat the duck does she use baby wipes for ???
That’s what I mean, were you constantly cleaning your fat rolls in winter at your heaviest though? Summer yeah but WINTER? There must be so much sandwiched between that never reaches the topCleaning her fat rolls
What the duck does she use baby wipes for ???
You are one funny fucker jeeesusdid any of you hear her saying this ?
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Elevating the tracker to a noum level if that makes senseBecki's February Takeaway Wrapped
All credit to @gigilouxx here. thank you soldier for all your hard work.
Of the 29 days in February, Becki had 23 publically announced takeaways. This isn't including the added shite made at home, such as this month's whopper of the family sized mini eggs pot of joy.
Mcdonald's made an appearance 7 times, making up 30.4% of all takeways all month.
I was surprised that Costa et al (referring to her trips to various hot beverage chain brands) made up such a high portion too.
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This is the frequency of which she bought takeaways. On 6 days this month there were two takeaways bought in one day. Note, a sneakily declared Mcdonnums for the 28th of Feb disclosed at the end of her recent DITL.
Also note, a suspicious drop of data towards the end of the month, suggesting undeclared takeaways.
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To date I think this is the worst month she has ever had since the trackers started. But nothing can ever beat 2 kebab-gate and 4 person donner munchie box for stand alone incidents.
I was surprised to see a lack of kebabs though!
Why is its neck like that?
On the Wonka theme this just popped up on TikTokIt can be done….
This is bleeping brilliant fair playBecki's February Takeaway Wrapped
All credit to @gigilouxx here. thank you soldier for all your hard work.
Of the 29 days in February, Becki had 23 publically announced takeaways. This isn't including the added shite made at home, such as this month's whopper of the family sized mini eggs pot of joy.
Mcdonald's made an appearance 7 times, making up 30.4% of all takeways all month.
I was surprised that Costa et al (referring to her trips to various hot beverage chain brands) made up such a high portion too.
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This is the frequency of which she bought takeaways. On 6 days this month there were two takeaways bought in one day. Note, a sneakily declared Mcdonnums for the 28th of Feb disclosed at the end of her recent DITL.
Also note, a suspicious drop of data towards the end of the month, suggesting undeclared takeaways.
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To date I think this is the worst month she has ever had since the trackers started. But nothing can ever beat 2 kebab-gate and 4 person donner munchie box for stand alone incidents.
I was surprised to see a lack of kebabs though!