BeckiJones4 #132 Me go Berlin

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I’m so pissed off that this greasy gowl got to eat chips FIVE times yesterday. That’s more times than I’ve had chips in the past 18 months because I just had to go and try to turn my bleeping health around and lose loads of weight and not eat chips regularly.

FML.

 

[takingthemickmick]

Can you imagine the faces of the passengers around her witnessing her wedging her enormous body into a seat, strap on a neon seatbelt extender, and then film herself smash a packet of crisps and a Kit Kat? They’d be listening, watching, and judging.

The kitkat looks miniature in front of her gigantic head

 

[Not_A_Troll]

That filter glitch though

 

[tellmewhy]

I believe it’s called a “Chip Flight” these days.

This is perfect.
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I love chips but she's insane

I bleeping love chips but wouldn’t want anyone knowing I’d even had two portions in a day, let alone telling 800,000 people I’d had 5

 

[K4040]

This is perfect.
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I bleeping love chips but wouldn’t want anyone knowing I’d even had two portions in a day, let alone telling 800,000 people I’d had 5

Shows how dead her palate and taste buds are. Choosing to eat 5 portions of cheps in a day is insane and definitely not the choice of a “foodie” but a mega obese fick bleep who eats for pleasure

 

[dietcokelover11]

This is perfect.
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I bleeping love chips but wouldn’t want anyone knowing I’d even had two portions in a day, let alone telling 800,000 people I’d had 5

I also like chips unfortunately

 

[Saintly]

December (birfday month) takeaway tracker

01.12 - Chicken kebab, doner kebab meat with chips and cheesy garlic bread = £24.97
03.12 - Black forest hot chocolate, pork sausage bap and a berry red velvet mini loaf from Costa = £11.34
04.12 - Sausage & egg McMuffin with a hash brown = £4.79
04.12 - Bang bang chicken flatbread and a coke zero at Healthy Hangout = £13.25 (on Deliveroo because I can't find a menu)
04.12 - An Americana pizza (pizza with hot dog sausages and fries on it) + extra burrata topping and a coke zero at Pizza Pilgrim's = £20.25
05.12 - 1 cheese and onion bake, 1 corned beef bake, 1 sausage roll, 1 spikey Mikey and a coke from Gregg's = £10.30
05.12 - Lamb kofta with chips, a flatbread and garlic mint sauce = £16
05.12 - Cheeseburger from McDonald's = £1.39
06.12 - Double cheeseburger with no cheese plus an extra patty, chips, extra onion rings and a drink at spoons = £12.03
07.12 - Large battered sausage with chips and curry sauce = £5.49
07.12 - Galaxy choc cookie dough and a white bueno ice cream flurry = £10
07.12 - Large quarter pounder meal from McDonald's = £7.29
08.12 - Large double whopper meal with a Dr Pepper and two extra fries at Burger King = £16.17
08.12/09.12 - Chips and curry sauce = around £4
09.12 - Sausage and egg sandwich with a can of cowke = £6.15
09.12 - Chicken kebab with garlic mayum and chips = £11.40
10.12 - Large chicken sandwich box meal and a ranch dip from Popeye's = £11.78
13.12 - Caramel nutcracker hot chocolate and a millionaire's shortbread at Costa = £7.85
13.12 - Sharing platter starter, pasta and meatballs and garlic bread and a coke zero at Frankie and Benny's = £59.55 if she paid for Paige's burger too
14.12 - Chicken kebab with pitta, garlic mayo and onions, chips with more garlic mayo and a garlic bread with cheese = £19.96
15.12 - Kids burger and chips, extra chips with a roll, hotdog loaded chips, a coke and a cranberry cocktail at the airport= £44.87
15.12 - 9 chicken nuggets meal, extra fries and a cheeseburger happy meal from McDonald's = €21.32 / £17.73
16.12 - Eggs Benedict, chocolate chip banana bread and a hot chocolate at 19grams = €20 / £16.63

Total so far = £353.19 (no fees)

Small changes, only 3 days without a takeaway this month

 

[pearlpotatoxo]

Can’t believe I missed another thread I’m just so bored of her. Hoping this trip will reignite something in me!

Just seen she’s been to the m&m shop acting all surprised at everything in there when we all know she went to the one in Times Square which is pretty much exactly the same

 

[yazoo21]

Can you imagine the faces of the passengers around her witnessing her wedging her enormous body into a seat, strap on a neon seatbelt extender, and then film herself smash a packet of crisps and a Kit Kat? They’d be listening, watching, and judging.

She looks bigger on the plane

 

[under the ivy]

I’m so embarrassed for her, M&M shop Cultural queen finding out about WW2 and The Cold War

 

[Diddikins]

If that kids meal was the perfect size why did she need a chip butty and a portion of hotdog loaded chips too?

I’ve never known an adult so excited over M&Ms! Paying way over the odds for what you can get in a supermarket. (Unless they do the coconut M&Ms. They are worth paying over the odds for)

 

[tellmewhy]

Rarely will a burger in a kids meal be any smaller than a normal burger, as patties and buns are generally one size, which she knows.
Surely you’d wait for your meal to come and if it’s small, you’d say actually can I get some extra chips. Or maybe….wait and see if you’re still hungry after eating the ones you’ve got??

 

[Maz40]

I cannot fathom how she doesn’t have chest pains with all the salt, cholesterol and fat she is consuming. I’m sorry but for her huns encouraging her eating habits she will be six feet under by the time she’s 35!
And girl it’s Berlin not Burrrllllenn

 

[Kearnah]

There’s so much to see in Berlin yet she chose to go to the M&M store the fat bleep there’s literally one in London

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

When I went to Berlin I got my phone stolen…wouldn’t it be a shame if that happened to Big Scoops

 

[Wophie]

Rumour has it she was too big for her row of seats so had to sit on her reinforced camping seat in the cockpit.

 

[chlo_bby3]

why just why is she going to M&M world we have one here and in a city with so much history that’s what you are doing

 

[Not_A_Troll]

She really does look like someone’s grandma.
(And we all know the small tub was probably for her mum and dad and she got herself a large)

 

[Lonewolf]

I'm sorry but I think this will be my last chrimuss following this bleep as she's just so embarrassing it's beyond pafetic

It's not just the gorging herself to deff it's the paying for people to go away with her, hiding them & making out shes with a fella cos she's got no real mates!

Making out she's living her best bleeping life while in an M&Ms store saying the airport is exciting & she loves the runway, OMG come on!!!

Getting excited over some rental umbrellas & making out the hotel left out the cookies just for her!!

I just can't with her nomore she's the biggest bleeping most immature chalddish looser I've ever set eyes on & I cringe inside on the daily watching!

 

[Wophie]

She really does look like someone’s grandma.
(And we all know the small tub was probably for her mum and dad and she got herself a large)

I can't wait for her learning disability reveal