BeckiJones4 #129 She has the IQ of a chicken paste sandwich

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Oh ffs I’ve been trying to avoid this bleep lately as my real life is so bad at the moment, Where do I start…
…She needed a chair after putting together that piece of tit cardboard tree with cheese olives and chorizo?? For 25 English pounds …
She had said she wanted a simple easy tea as she was up early going to visit those vultures in wales (… made her mum drive her to the station in her OBVIOUS slippers and was pleased with herself for having a single McMuffin instead of double?? What about the extra hash brown..
Sorry I’m raging I’ve had enough of her and all this fakery and only gonna get worse now she’s in Wales :(
Also annoyed me how she had to say whilst watching gavin and Stacey ( which as a massive fan of Julia Davis and rob Brydon) I still refuse to watch cos of that total prick corden (is it a Welsh Mrs brown boys or am I being harsh?) “I’ve been there! … I’ve been there !”
Oh just duck off and get cancelled or have your cankles give out pleaaaseeeee
 
It is with great disappointment at Hope House that we have had to put a sad smiley sticker on Rebecca's progress chart for being naughty and wearing slippers outside. Despite staff's repeated attempts to explain that she needs to wear outdoor shoes, Rebecca can't accept that she needs custom made shoes as conventional sizes no longer fit her expanding extremities. We have paged our colleagues at the Barry Island facility to make sure Rebecca tries to keep her takeaway gorging to a minimum.
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superhanscrack said:
Oh ffs I’ve been trying to avoid this bleep lately as my real life is so bad at the moment, Where do I start…
…She needed a chair after putting together that piece of tit cardboard tree with cheese olives and chorizo?? For 25 English pounds …
She had said she wanted a simple easy tea as she was up early going to visit those vultures in wales (… made her mum drive her to the station in her OBVIOUS slippers and was pleased with herself for having a single McMuffin instead of double?? What about the extra hash brown..
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There were probably 2 single McMuffins
 
Venom said:
It is with great disappointment at Hope House that we have had to put a sad smiley sticker on Rebecca's progress chart for being naughty and wearing slippers outside. Despite staff's repeated attempts to explain that she needs to wear outdoor shoes, Rebecca can't accept that she needs custom made shoes as conventional sizes no longer fit her expanding extremities. We have paged our colleagues at the Barry Island facility to make sure Rebecca tries to keep her takeaway gorging to a minimum.
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Why are they so long?
 
Venom said:
It is with great disappointment at Hope House that we have had to put a sad smiley sticker on Rebecca's progress chart for being naughty and wearing slippers outside. Despite staff's repeated attempts to explain that she needs to wear outdoor shoes, Rebecca can't accept that she needs custom made shoes as conventional sizes no longer fit her expanding extremities. We have paged our colleagues at the Barry Island facility to make sure Rebecca tries to keep her takeaway gorging to a minimum.
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They look like over stuffed pitta breads on the end of a huge doner leg
 
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