Becki Jones #86 Bison is twerking when she should be working!

[gigilouxx]

Takeaway Tracker - April 2024
01/04/24 - Miller & Carter - £41.10
04/04/24 - River Chicken and Chep - £12.24
06/04/24 - Obesity Celebration Chineesum - £16
09/04/24 - Port n Anchum brekkie - £12.50
10/04/24 - Mcdonnums - £8.80
11/04/24 - Free farm food - £FREE
11/04/24 - Whopper & double chep - £14.64
12/04/24 - Stringy Egg and Dull Conversation - £11.05
13/04/24 - Dominoums (Don’t Like Cheese Edition) £31.98
16/04/24 - Free Lardfest -£FREE
18/04/24 - Mcdonnums Noo Menoo - £14.96
20/04/24 - Frappay - £3.09
20/04/24 - Indium - £21.55
24/04/24 - Pancake Mountain and Free Towessstt - £11.59
24/04/24 - Birthday Doner Meat - £16.67

 

[Sorrybutno]

‘Blowing up that balloon was the most stressful thing I’ve ever done’
If I were u beck hearing my dads diagnosis would have been the most stressful time in my life

 

[rubysdeadfly]

"I think this castle was abandoned"....well yeah its in ruins? its not gonna be in use is it ffs

 

[Venom]

we're not seeing a fat girl though bek, we're seeing a very morbidly obese bleep whose bmi is double her age.

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Ah, that's a relief - I got the wrong end of the stick on that I hope he isn't ...

Nah I believe at this point he is diagnosed with skin cancer and vascular dementia, and is currently awaiting results to see if he has prostate cancer.

 

[gigi_93]

Prostate cancer isn’t a death sentence though. Sometimes you’re able to just live with it, the dementia would get him first. Anyway I hope he doesn’t have it and he’s being looked after

 

[user726]

Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a bison

If I was payyyyge, I’d choose the bear

 

[LIVINGMYBESTLIFE1]

we're not seeing a fat girl though bek, we're seeing a very morbidly obese bleep whose bmi is double her age.

What do you think her BMI would be?

 

[_uwu_]

In her gruffalo era

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Prostate cancer isn’t a death sentence though. Sometimes you’re able to just live with it, the dementia would get him first. Anyway I hope he doesn’t have it and he’s being looked after

Yep he’s been dealt a bad hand, he’s only early 50s too the poor bugger

 

[Kazza12345]

Becki gives off Martha vibes from Baby Reindeer

 

[_uwu_]

Yep he’s been dealt a bad hand, he’s only early 50s too the poor bugger

You’d think with your parent going through all this in his 50’s it would wake the fat fucker up and be healthy and appreciate life.

 

[4yogits]

What do you think her BMI would be?

To be Continued.....

 

[Rodeodown]

Grazing table has been well and truly (x3) tucked into.

No it hasn't it looks almost untouched becki babe.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

That ice cream needs adding to the takeaway tracker surely? Can’t believe the lazy oaf didn’t even go out to get it herself…although the ice cream man probably has a restraining order against her to be fair

 

[Freedomofspeech89]

Anyone else think it was textbook narcissistic behaviour when she was saying how her nephew Parker only wanted her to pick him up from school and not grandma. She sounded so happy with herself that he didn’t want her mum picking him up. It’s moments like that when Becki’s true character comes out. She’s isn’t remotely nice or sweet at all.

 

[kayefeluu20]

She's so giddy during that videum. "Come on Liverpool" name literally one player Becki, I dare you

 

[LloydsBoosters]

As if the grazing table and the big fat takeaway wasn’t enough - ice cream as well?!

 

[Freedomofspeech89]

Jesus! This after eating that grazing table

 

[soph30]

I can guarantee with that big takeaway that grazing table will have been only picked at by the rest of the family. Beck will have eaten three quarters