Australian Influencers #38

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Am I on crack, or was Love Abby posting a go fund me for herself/her husband not long ago?
Did she? I don’t remember it but when I watched her stories yesterday and the husband MUST buy a new car and her saying omg the financial pressure I wanted to write shut the duck up! Get him a second hand ute if ya can’t afford it! It is like please buy more of my tit so I can buy my husband a new car! She’s just brought one 12 months ago for the fam. Stop gloating on your stories about all the money you’re making and then cry poor! duck off #triggered 🤣🤣
 
Why is Bondi mumma even a thing? She never posts anything interesting and her following isn’t even that big. I don’t get why she’s gifted anything.

Also Eleanor Pendleton back with the smug. Just how most people I know live life with two small kids. A soft smile, glassy eyes. Give me a breakkkkk.
 

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Why is Bondi mumma even a thing? She never posts anything interesting and her following isn’t even that big. I don’t get why she’s gifted anything.

Also Eleanor Pendleton back with the smug. Just how most people I know live life with two small kids. A soft smile, glassy eyes. Give me a breakkkkk.
Christ this is nauseating. Is her child seriously called Banjo??
 
Christ this is nauseating. Is her child seriously called Banjo??

Banjo Wilde and Rumi Woods (after their favourite poets of course!). My faaaavourite is when Eleanor posted on Insta that someone looked at her son and said, “he’s going to be a heartbreaker!” and she corrected them and said “no, he’s going to be a heart maker.”

Wish I was joking.
 
Perhaps influencer adjacent but is anyone else getting the shits with Fashion Critical posting affiliate links, discount codes, and ads every 2.5 seconds? Just post your funny fashion critique captions every awards season and be done with it.
Yah. It was funny with her street sweeper persona and the funny captions. Influencer that wants to remain anonymous, isn’t.
 
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