Astrid I want you in my life #2 but only if it’s gifted

[chickhicks86]

12k followers in 2 days. What an absolute joke

More fool the advertisers that gift her these breaks and pay her to advertise their products to bots.

 

[HungryHippo]

Tits out Friday lads! Seriously Asteroid put some clothes on before you film or get an OF account. Desperado.

 

[wonderweb]

Prancing around her kitchen in her undies!

 

[nefertiti100]

I was looking at her latest stuff - there is something odd about her forehead and brow bone - vertical lines above her eyes and permanent lines above her eyebrows, is this a tit eye lift, Botox or what? How does that happen as it looks very odd

 

[bunnykind]

Is there anything actually original - it looks like it’s all been enhanced - she must be full of toxins. I wonder if u put a match to her what would happen? She is a very odd person more suited to Only Fans.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

I think she's had a bad brow lift done on the cheap, whether it's been done surgically or via botox, I'm not sure but I really wouldn't be happy with those crepey lines above her eyes.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Her husband looks very uncomfortable being filmed in his boxers putting his incredibly ordinary clothes on, nearly falling over when he shows the camera his boring grey socks (why?) and then doing up his Great Auntwife’s converse laces. I don’t get the point of her content and her face and hair is so weird. She has a body type that very few other people have too given she is super tall, very skinny and has fake bazookas.

 

[wonderweb]

Probably because he gets sniggers wherever he goes, colleagues at work, lads down the pub… can just imagine them all doing the finger wiggling and creasing themselves!

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Has he retired? Is that why he’s hanging around in the background in his grundies?

 

[Iamintherealworld]

She's promoting a grifted aesthetics procedure, threads for lifting and plumping her skin. Next she'll be promoting a skincare range like she's done not long ago ( I'm sure she's had facial work in the past) Such a con artist, money grabber of a woman.

 

[chickhicks86]

Her vertical eyebrows aren't really the greatest ad for threads are they

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Her cartoon face and leather skin is the oddest advert for anything to do with skincare or aesthetics procedures. She must have a good agent!

 

[nefertiti100]

I don’t think there is anything natural about her face, everything has been tweaked and tattooed, lips, eyes and the ridiculous freckles on her nose.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I don’t think there is anything natural about her face, everything has been tweaked and tattooed, lips, eyes and the ridiculous freckles on her nose.

The freckles are so stupid!

 

[wonderweb]

A little bit puffy?! She looks ridiculous

 

[motherofdonkeys]

I'm all for people wanting to look their best but she is so vain, the amount of invasive treatments she's had on her face this year alone

Is the slave/husband younger?, is that what she's so scared of?

 

[bunnykind]

I don’t think there is anything natural about her face, everything has been tweaked and tattooed, lips, eyes and the ridiculous freckles on her nose.

A FREAK

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

God, Astrid really is the sort of woman you'd see on your plane and pray to God she isn't staying in your hotel

 

[Veryangrylady]

Ffs she's just popped up on tiktok promoting miss sold car finance!!! Is there anything she won't flog??
Still laughing at her being compared to peperami man

 

[wonderweb]

I just don’t get why she keeps forcing Simon to be part of her shenanigans? That latest story where he clearly said he doesn’t want to be in it… I doubt any of her followers give a sh*t about watching him cringing and trying to avoid the camera. He looks so uncomfortable!