Thechubbymoaner
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Everyone's favourite graspy grabber in her knickers! Always on the beg for one freebie or another. Short arms and deep pockets on the rate occasion she wears clothes.
Astrid I want you in my life #2 but only if it’s gifted
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rogueapostrophe
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He’s a moron for going along with that nonsense!
Thechubbymoaner
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Why does Astrid look like she has a willy?
Also, Pamela andersons sourdough starter is called Astrid...made me laugh
rogueapostrophe
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Knowing her love of tweakments, she’s probably had filler in her labia or some sort of vaginal rejuvenation (but only if it was #gifted)
Thechubbymoaner
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Seriously though, that's a lot of droopy flange going on! After this she will have a 'come with me for labiaplasty' #ad ..
'I've never had a problem will my beef curtains and Simon has always loved looking at my flappers, but I was invited for a consultation to see if there's anything that needed correcting, and the consultant suggested that I get my kebab was overpacked and so is gifting my flange a makeover'
rogueapostrophe
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my Botox clinic offers PRP vaginal rejuvenation. I am fully expecting her to have that if she’s been reading here!
Thechubbymoaner
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Nothing would surprise me with her!
Did i imagine that Simon was sucking her toes on a story before?
rogueapostrophe
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Like Fergie and that American fella!
what the holy feck maloney is going on with her!! She’s obviously ill….getting ridiculous now
Lady-who-lunches
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I unfollowed her ages ago, but a reel came up on my stories, she has actually got worse, prancing about in a see through bra & pants, constantly “fixing” bits of hair ! I could feel my food coming back up 
I was fascinated by this one when I came across her at the start - I kind of admire an old person looking funky and cool but she totally turned me off because frankly she comes across as actually obsessed with herself. I mean, if she was an ice cream she would literally lick herself
Thechubbymoaner
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So...her new necklaces .. has she had wald Berlin create them for her or has she just ripped them off? She's directly copy and pasted parts of their description onto their blurb.
She follows them, they don't follow her...
Are these a rip off or a collab or has she designed with them for wholesale?
She follows them, they don't follow her...
Are these a rip off or a collab or has she designed with them for wholesale?
What on earth is going on with her gigantic downstairs region? I’ve never seen anything like it. Well, maybe on American football when they’re wearing a cup.
Thechubbymoaner
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Astrid has a willy, pass it on
Veryangrylady
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She's a cheeky witch. That necklace she's flogging is £110!!! It's plastic & gold plated, who buys this tat??
Thechubbymoaner
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It's a rip off! She's a rip off! She's so greedy
motherofdonkeys
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When she originally mentioned the necklaces I’m sure she said it was a collaboration, but no mention of the original designer since. It’s a total rip off, can only imagine how cheaply they’ve been made, I kind of hope they last 5 minutes and she gets loads of complaints
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The heart just looks like a shrinky dink!
rogueapostrophe
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If 1% of her 468k followers that think she’s the Shrivelled Older Lady Fashion Messiah buy a necklace then that’s a tidy sum for Grabby Pants as clearly the markup on a bit of plastic being flogged for £110 is huuuuge. More money to line her pockets of her tartan trousers.
Aussie
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Wouldn't be the 1st time she's ripped off a designer. Anyone remember the Celia B debacle? She gets gifted a dress & really likes it. Takes it to a dressmaker to make copies of it. But then posts about it. The designer finds out & goes ape tit. But I'm sure she's gifted stuff to her since that, more fool her