Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

[DoctorFlocci]

I’m confused at her perception of toddler behaviour? Tonight my toddler (same as Alfs age) drew all over my sofa in red felt tip, took a tit on top of his toy box, emptied my drawers of clothes whilst I brushed my 4yo’s teeth and flung himself off of my bed.

Alf is sat in a bleeping helmet with a square bit of foam banging 2 balls together and she thinks that’s wild?

I’m sorry but she’s going to have a rude awakening soon

Holding a minute’s silence for your sofa. RIP

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Meanwhile, does our Cashley know the meaning of “catfished”? Methinks not….
I’m unclear on how any sized pom-poms + a water bottle = a quiet flight where Alf’s concerned but how does not checking what you buy mean you’ve been catfished?!

 

[willowtree2]

How are pom poms any bigger than those going to fit in a water bottle?! Moron.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Put a blonde wig on The Mask and it’s like they are separated at birth

She NEEDS to cool it with the filler.

 

[DoctorFlocci]

Put a blonde wig on The Mask and it’s like they are separated at birth

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She NEEDS to cool it with the filler.

….. and the Botox, and the Fillers & - approximately - one metric tonne of make up

 

[ToolaRoola]

Put a blonde wig on The Mask and it’s like they are separated at birth

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She NEEDS to cool it with the filler.

I am howling at this it's uncanny

 

[Chardonnay]

Put a blonde wig on The Mask and it’s like they are separated at birth

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She NEEDS to cool it with the filler.

She’s completely put me off buying a dyson air wrap. Such an old fashioned style. Really ages her. Even with a tonne of Botox!

 

[Raa]

Emotionally drained from her kid sat in a ball pit. She’s clearly uncomfortable with her body

 

[Rainbow1]

Wow could she look any more awkward and uncomfortable with Alf playing with her top?! Why video that? Very weird behavior

agree! Her face looked so uncomfortable almost disapproving?!
Also rolled my eyes at her vid of Alf being a ‘toddler’ aka being the most placid baby ever by sitting in his ball pit playing solo, not sure how this ‘behaviour’ of his has her drained and he’s been at childminders all day

 

[ketchupmayo17]

Her Botox is awful. Her forehead looks really heavy if that makes sense. Has really hardened her face.

 

[Lala1231]

Jesus she has no idea does she yesterday I couldn't leave my toddler for a second as he climbes the brick fireplace (not working fireplace)or shelves chases the dog with a toy broom uses every toy as a ball and kicks the everywhere as well as asking for biscuit every 5 mins which he calls a dic! or tries to put the dogs chew toy in his mouth. I had an hour break while he had a nap then it started again! I love him with all my heart but that is exhausting ashley

 

[cyrilsneer]

What are the chances that when Alf does become more active and typically toddler like she will enter another low period and we will get a barrage of posts about the difficulties of motherhood?

 

[kiraaarrrr]

That fact that she said she grew up ‘anti-union’ shows that she never struggled financially. Why is she trying to make out like she’s a working class girl when she never has been

 

[ToolaRoola]

Another day, another lie. We know you don't put him to bed as A. You're too boney and B. You leave before it's his bedtime

 

[Lurker121]

I hate that video she posted of her and Alf where he is pulling her top up and she keeps looking at herself in the camera. Literally makes me cringe so bad. EVERYTHING she does is for the camera it’s insane. Just concentrate on your child.

 

[BigB21]

I hate that video she posted of her and Alf where he is pulling her top up and she keeps looking at herself in the camera. Literally makes me cringe so bad. EVERYTHING she does is for the camera it’s insane. Just concentrate on your child.

Why is she sat with her jeans unbuttoned encouraging him to pull her top up. It’s weird weird behaviour

 

[mailegmouse]

Another day, another lie. We know you don't put him to bed as A. You're too boney and B. You leave before it's his bedtime

“I do my own research”.
Doesn’t say much Ashley does it- we all know that your ‘research’ has led you to believe that using cot bumpers and forward facing your toddler are ok…

 

[DoctorFlocci]

Lolz - let’s call that a learning experience

 

[willowtree2]

Hahahahahahahaha actually howling at the unfollowing. She seems so surprised. Bless her for not realising how much of a self obsessed prick she is x

 

[ketchupmayo17]

Another day, another lie. We know you don't put him to bed as A. You're too boney and B. You leave before it's his bedtime

This is so funny. We all know you dont put him to bed as you share your entire life on Instagram!

the fact she’s too boney to put him to bed aside () she’s shown us she leaves to get to GB before his bed time.

stop making excuses as to why you come across very ill prepared Ashley!

 

[Rainbow1]

I’ve never known anyone to hark on about the past so much?! Like yes we know you loved your single life!
If I was Tommy I’d be getting seriously annoyed at how much she goes on about it