Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

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Did she actually buy shoes from Clarke's or just get him measured?

As I've only seen him Roman's hand me downs, Veja trainers and soon to be Hunter wellies 2 sizes too big

I thought so. It was the first time I noticed his too-tight socks, and when she started carseatgate.

I’m looking back now.

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socks first post

I can’t find a post on the last thread where we say she actually bought them but I’m sure she did.
Although we’ve never seen him wear them!
 
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Nice for Tommy to hear 😂 Sounds like she’s already setting up their demise. But god, I would LOVE for him to duck off with someone else and see how she actually reacts!

Also understatement of the year “I also love myself” 🤣

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I’m late to the party…but the Dyson fan clip on her stories..I cannot :rolleyes:

ETA: also..booked session with a life coach, isn’t she supposedly a life coach? Sick of videos of her with Alf where she is taking zero notice of him and eye bleeping herself.

Apparently I’m not done lol, how can this woman claim she ‘works’ when Alf is at the childminder. She literally sits on her arse on Instagram stories alllllll frikkin day
 
She is far too cool girl try hard.

Get married. Don’t get married. Totally up to you.

I see that she has still bought into the patriarchy by giving Alf his dad’s surname, rather than James. Traditionally a child is given their mother’s surname at birth - it just so happens that most were married so it was the same as the father.

I bet she is one of those people who thinks that common law marriage is a thing. People can get married in 15 mins for a couple of hundred quid (we did) because it was easier to do that, than set up all of the legal and financial protections that marriage offers.

In her privileged position, maybe she is better not getting married. But the average woman watching her stories whose career opportunities and earning power are significantly impacted through caring responsibilities, they would be better off getting married, for security, for love, for whatever.
 
I see that she has still bought into the patriarchy by giving Alf his dad’s surname, rather than James. Traditionally a child is given their mother’s surname at birth - it just so happens that most were married so it was the same as the father.

I’ve always found this so odd too considering her apparent views! James could have easily been given as a middle name as well.
 
Nice for Tommy to hear 😂 Sounds like she’s already setting up their demise. But god, I would LOVE for him to duck off with someone else and see how she actually reacts!

Also understatement of the year “I also love myself” 🤣

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What on earth is she going on about? I just live in the present but here I am overanlysing everything about the future. She seems quite insecure in her relationship with T to go on about them not being toghter in the future so much.
 
To date the funniest thing she’s ever ever said- ‘I don’t overthink the future, I live in the present’

Whaaaaaat??!

Coming from the most over analytical person on Instagram. Never seen someone so unaware of their self in my life 😂
She very much lives in the past considering how much she goes on about her single days (single for 6 years don’t you know) her big boobs as a teenager, best times of her life in the ‘littke pink flat’ solo travelling etc etc

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She’s also done this whole marriage chat before as I remember her saying Tommy refers to her as Wife when their out and I was surprised she was okay with that considering her views/general personality ha
Yes she definitely has and has asked that exact question, both not so long ago. She then posted responses and gave her opinion on the response (of course!)
Same sh*t different day.

She’s someone who has an ‘opinion’ on everything, but she genuinely doesn’t feel that way half the time, it’s just for a reaction and to be controversial. She will 100% get married, and will post for the next 10 years how she was just as complete not married. YES BUT NO ONE CARES BUT YOU! Get married or don’t, people genuinely don’t give it this much thought.
 
To date the funniest thing she’s ever ever said- ‘I don’t overthink the future, I live in the present’

Whaaaaaat??!

Coming from the most over analytical person on Instagram. Never seen someone so unaware of their self in my life 😂
For me it has to be the absolute corker that inspired this thread title: that she’s tOo bOnEy to give her child a cuddle to put him to bed 🥴 , come on now Ashley! “Poor Alf” will always be the most common used phrase on this thread 😞
 
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