Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

[oceanblu]

Who was asking on here the other day when Alf has his dirty nappies?… Ashley’s had a good old read here and been kind enough to share with us all when her son does his daily dumps and no sweetheart you can’t delay it because even if you could that would make your child unwell, just get up and change his nappy like every other parent!
Poor Alf is probably saying ‘more’ to mean food because he’s probably waking up absolutely starving! Does she ever feed him when he gets up or does she wait till he’s at the childminders?
Ps, your baby wants a cuddle so maybe try and cuddle him, you might actually enjoy it!

 

[willowtree2]

She’s such a bleeping bleep.

My mate gave her kid the vaccine. He got chicken pox a week later

done her research

 

[YahBasic]

Why’s she sat talking about duck boys when she’s supposedly in a happy, committed relationship?

What has she observed? When? Or is this something that happened over ten years ago & she’s that bored, she is rehashing it in her mind?

Id get it if she had linked it to something like Love Island, but she’s far too busy gawking at herself to watch that.

I just don’t get it.

 

[Wildflower18]

Why’s she sat talking about duck boys when she’s supposedly in a happy, committed relationship?

What has she observed? When? Or is this something that happened over ten years ago & she’s that bored, she is rehashing it in her mind?

Id get it if she had linked it to something like Love Island, but she’s far too busy gawking at herself to watch that.

I just don’t get it.

I know. Where has it come from!? Boris has resigned in disgraceful circumstances and she hasn't even mentioned it!? Instead she's harping on about imaginary fuckboys on Planet Ashley

 

[Cariad]

.....waiting for Alf to repeat phrase 'duck boy' , seeing as she's talking about this within his hearing and we all know how kids love to repeat phrases we don't want them to!

 

[Chardonnay]

Firstly, Hi Ashley

Secondly, get off your bleeping phone and change your kids crappy nappy.

Thirdly,

 

[ToolaRoola]

Looking at how she's dressed today, I'm guessing she's out "working" and Granny Andrews will have Alf all day.

And the F-boy rant so weird, who even thinks of that tit at that time of the morning and without any context. Strange woman.

 

[kiraaarrrr]

Anybody else think she keeps sticking her tummy out in pics/videos try try and get engagement/ ammunition from people asking if she’s pregnant?
she has a tinyvisible tummy in the last video but she’s standing weird and brushes over it like she wants attention to it.
She’s such a beg

 

[oceanblu]

Good grief, one minute it’s wear what you want and don’t give a tit about what people think, and next it’s ‘why have you used a woman in swimwear?’ Make your bleeping mind up which side you are going to get offended at!

 

[willowtree2]

I would just like to announce that today my toddler took a tit on my carpet and I didn’t need another person to help me clear it up.

Lovely day x

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

I would just like to announce that today my toddler took a tit on my carpet and I didn’t need another person to help me clear it up.

Lovely day x

My 5 year old has a bug and tit on my bed, I thought he would be caring for himself by now? No one told me you have to look after them for years?

Lovely day x

 

[Jaybtee]

Errr, yes. He just said that? Ashley adding value to the conversation as ever.

Lovely day x

 

[Erzxo]

Not remotely Ashley related but - we moved closer to my parents & they're taking my boys for the weekend so my husband and I can spend some time together. First weekend without kids in about 2.5 years.

bleeping fantastic day lovely day x

 

[Pollyanna263]

I wish I had the kind of trauma response that allowed me to have two people do two internal examinations in as many weeks.

Oh and for me to then be calm and present enough to chat about it on Instagram.

Lovely day x

 

[ToolaRoola]

Am I interpreting it wrong? Marta has basically said because she thinks about the trauma, her muscles tighten? So it is in her head?

 

[Chardonnay]

Does Alfie have a bruise on his face when he is in his crib? I won’t upload a photo but go check it out. Under his left eye

 

[ketchupmayo17]

Am I interpreting it wrong? Marta has basically said because she thinks about the trauma, her muscles tighten? So it is in her head?

That’s how interpreted it.. the gyno said there’s nothing wrong physically but this one has taken it a step further and diagnosed the fact she must tighten up due to the trauma. But physically nothings wrong down there, that’s how I took it!

 

[ToolaRoola]

Does Alfie have a bruise on his face when he is in his crib? I won’t upload a photo but go check it out. Under his left eye

I thought he looked bruised too.

 

[kiraaarrrr]

Does Alfie have a bruise on his face when he is in his crib? I won’t upload a photo but go check it out. Under his left eye

Yeah looks quite bad too

 

[Pollyanna263]

Does Alfie have a bruise on his face when he is in his crib? I won’t upload a photo but go check it out. Under his left eye

it does look like it, but I can’t see it on the later photo of granny holding him