Ashley James #5 When can his nana come and parent my kid? Need to strip off for my next vid.

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He’s slept through the night twice and she thinks it’s all gravy from here on in? Oh my sweet summer child…

And yes, definitely agree he’s not really a toddler yet, so much chaos (and brilliant stuff, but a lot of chaos) to come. But don’t anyone try to warn her because she’s got her parenting bible and she knows it all
 
She's so gutted that her bikini is see through, that she's posted several pictures of herself in it with her nipples showing. That's how gutted she is about it.
 

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Lurker121 said:
duck sake she keeps banging on about loving the toddler stage. Alfie isn’t even walking yet so he’s barely a toddler. She’s only suddenly happier because she’s barely with him.
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She started being happy as a ‘parent’ when she could send him to a childminders. I use the word parent lightly. Tommy’s mum parents Alf more than she does.

Ashley, stop pretending you don’t like your nips being on show, you’ve modeled topless before so why the big deal about showing them now? You LOVE your boobs being on show!
 
moimoi said:
Seriously, like you said he can’t even walk and hasn’t learned the word no yet! “I love the toddler stage” 🤣 let’s wait until that sentence comes back to bite her.


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The only reason she ‘loves’ it is that she doesn’t feel the need to be with him 24/7 and can piss off to a different country every weekend without him now.
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‘I was single for 6 years’

YES WE KNOW 🙄🙄🙄
 
Wildflower18 said:
She's so gutted that her bikini is see through, that she's posted several pictures of herself in it with her nipples showing. That's how gutted she is about it.
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She’s an absolute air head, she tries to sound so intelligent and interesting and she’s just so moany and boring. I have never in my life messaged an “influencer” (haha) but I messaged her the other day, just pointing out that half of the women in the world have large boobs,get over it sort of thing…and to stop moaning about being a mum.. she told me I was a vile woman and blocked me 🤣 I feel so sorry for Alf as all she wanted was a girl, imagine her as your mother? I feel even more sorry for Tommy…. Just imagine living with her and watching her try to parent (while on her phone 24/7) i am sure he will run a mile soon! Did she mention she doesn’t want to get married??? Sure 🤣

ps… she 💯 reads all these!
 
Chardonnay said:
Ahhh so much hypocrisy in her latest stories. “You never ever get to rest” Ashley is this….Unsolicited advice for new parents??
also why does she think that her motherhood journey is the same as everyone’s?? I actually loved the baby stage but found the 2s insanely hard.
I wish she would just fess up and say “god I was a total dick before having Alf thinking that because I was a superstar DJ, I would be able to stay up all night with a baby”

I hope you all said “superstar dj” in Perry’s voice 😉
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Of course!!!! Also do you know it’s the 20th anniversary of Kevin and Perry go large today 🤪😐 that makes me feel ancient 😂
 
Sweet Lord, I will be sat here with a bowl of popcorn watching the tit hit the fan the day he walks/runs into door frames, raids the kitchen cupboards, climbs in the dishwasher, pulls out the knives, smacks/bites, empty the drawers of clean clothes into a running bath, climbs onto beds & sofas. (This was just 15mo today!!!!)

I have to say Alf seems to be lacking so much soul and happiness compared to my boy 🙁 (that’s not a big up to myself)

You wait until potty training and he shits on her expensive furniture…😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼
 
willowtree2 said:
Sweet Lord, I will be sat here with a bowl of popcorn watching the tit hit the fan the day he walks/runs into door frames, raids the kitchen cupboards, climbs in the dishwasher, pulls out the knives, smacks/bites, empty the drawers of clean clothes into a running bath, climbs onto beds & sofas. (This was just 15mo today!!!!)

I have to say Alf seems to be lacking so much soul and happiness compared to my boy 🙁 (that’s not a big up to myself)

You wait until potty training and he shits on her expensive furniture…😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Agree, Alf has no sparkle! My 18 month old is permanently beaming and full of excitement.
Alf reminds me of those animals that get drugged so tourists can get their pictures taken with them on the beach.
 
kiraaarrrr said:
Agree, Alf has no sparkle! My 18 month old is permanently beaming and full of excitement.
Alf reminds me of those animals that get drugged so tourists can get their pictures taken with them on the beach.
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She's got no sparkle either. How old is she now? She doesn't look happy. Her and Kate Lawler have proved to themselves the exact reason why they never wanted kids in the first place!
 
Erzxo said:
I just can't 😭😭😭😭

That bleeping hat.
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For duck sake. Someone needs to tell her 😭🤣
I just want to rub up to her and squish it down onto her big bonce!

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As if she’s put on her stories “you shouldn’t spend money on a bikini for it to have your nipples showing”.
Coming from the person who can’t get her tits out enough ffs 😂😂😂 #freethenip
 
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First time posting on this thread, but her latest stories have tipped me over the edge. She is the biggest hypocrite on Instagram.

Only a few weeks ago talking about the desire TO NOT get married and going off on one of her many tangents about it and now today talking about the want of a honeymoon / hen / beach wedding? What is it Ashley!? Proof that you literally splatter a load of gobble to come across relatable or controversial for content? Get a grip, it’s boring.

Also do not get me started on the bikini, I though she was all free the nipple and now she’s slagging it off
 
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