No time for self-care and the literal next story is having her hair and make-up done.
CAN YOU COPE.
Annoys me as she could basically chuck them over the fence to ‘school’‘I love walking them to school’
You barely walk Alf full stop. The verb you’re after is pushing, you grade A cretin.
As if you could though! I can’t imagine it. ‘Hi other child, I’m here for Ada, see ya later!’ She’s a monster. Also it messes with any kind of routine the childminder might be trying to install. Doesn’t Ada need to nap? If Ash was that bothered she should have just kept her off for the day.Alf is an angel child. If I had picked up one of my children from a childminder 3 hours early and left the other there, the one left behind would have screamed the place down. It’s different if it’s different times from school because everyone’s in the same boat but at a childminders, where there is a choice? Maybe he prefers being at the childminders? And he really should be walking there. Learning how to walk safely by the buggy. Not being pushed the 50m round the corner.
Does anyone else think her and Tommy have split and they’re just ‘co-parenting’unevenly?
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Comic super hero at 10. Feng-shui at 3.
What on Earth
She's gonna have difficulty feeding Ad on a street corner in that get up isn't she? Cracking pair of legs though . witch.What on earth is going on?
She’s surely not DJing in that get up.
And what kind of DJ plans on being home at 10? I’m absolutely creased!!
New local oriental opening isn’t it?What on earth is going on?
She’s surely not DJing in that get up.
And what kind of DJ plans on being home at 10? I’m absolutely creased!!
I would absolutely love it if…long into the future, someone caring for an infirm Ash, perhaps even her children, shares every detail of her bowel and bladder movements with hundreds of thousands of strangers. ‘Today Miss J soiled herself 3 times and wee’d down her legs twice. Miss J was only able to slurp on her puréed soup given her denture difficulties.’ Obviously Ash wouldn’t have capacity to consent to this information being shared but what does that matter. Lovely day.Skipping past the ‘outfit’ to talk about the days.
Why make Ada an omelette and not Alfie? Why does he have pouches?
Also (allergy mum hat on) watch that nappy situ…. It’s probably just that she’s had too much all at once (because we all know how much Ash likes to just give one thing over and over) but…
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(Also doesn’t he know up to 100? Why stop at 10 )
I wouldn’t trust Ash to cook an omelette. I doubt she even cooked it hence the explosive nappy l. I hope for Ada’s sake she doesn’t have allergies otherwise that carrot glow will be fluorescentSkipping past the ‘outfit’ to talk about the days.
Why make Ada an omelette and not Alfie? Why does he have pouches?
Also (allergy mum hat on) watch that nappy situ…. It’s probably just that she’s had too much all at once (because we all know how much Ash likes to just give one thing over and over) but…
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(Also doesn’t he know up to 100? Why stop at 10 )
I take that to mean she ate duck all of the omeletteWhat does "Lots of finger licking with her omelette" even mean