Ashley James #28 my body is Ada’s home, Alf’s is down the road

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msmith2006 said:
Ash’s version of knowing the alphabet up to the letter ‘S’

1) saying the letter K
2) saying Q in the wrong place
3) saying Q in the right place

(No shade to Alf but wtf is this woman on??????)
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She's desperate for him to be some kind of prodigy but has zero other interest other than what she perceives to be him "showing off" but just because he can parrot doesn't mean he actually knows it. Wonder what his favourite letter is? Still yet to hear him say his days of the month.
 
CrapEars said:
I thought formula couldn’t attract points etc because if special offers and points were offered on it then people would chop & change brands to take advantage of offers which isn’t good for babies.
But make sure you jump on those bandwagons Ashley!
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I don't know who picked her to front this campaign but surely an influencer who does actually bottle feed would have been better.
 
LT2201 said:
She's desperate for him to be some kind of prodigy but has zero other interest other than what she perceives to be him "showing off" but just because he can parrot doesn't mean he actually knows it. Wonder what his favourite letter is? Still yet to hear him say his days of the month.
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I don’t think she has any time for him unless he’s some kind of ‘genius’ (which he isn’t). He doesn’t really fit her Insta image. I feel sad for the boy, Ashley is truly quite awful
 
She's massively pissed me off tonight. She was not stitched up incorrectly. There is a highlight on her page which says she wasn't stitched up incorrectly. Lie number 1.

She went to see a male gynecologist?! I'm soory, but after birth trauma would you jot want to see a female gynecologist?! I know I would.

The way she laughs and jokes the entire way through about paying for a private appointment and laughing about the "bum Dr".

At this point, she wouldn't know Trauma if it slapped her in her bleeping botoxed face. She makes a mockery of actual birth trauma, and it's winding me up.
 
Marmite.Crumpets said:
She's massively pissed me off tonight. She was not stitched up incorrectly. There is a highlight on her page which says she wasn't stitched up incorrectly. Lie number 1.

She went to see a male gynecologist?! I'm soory, but after birth trauma would you jot want to see a female gynecologist?! I know I would.

The way she laughs and jokes the entire way through about paying for a private appointment and laughing about the "bum Dr".

At this point, she wouldn't know Trauma if it slapped her in her bleeping botoxed face. She makes a mockery of actual birth trauma, and it's winding me up.
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Imagine if she needed a colonoscopy or sigmoidoscopy?!....she wouldn't be laughing then
 
also more lies (how can she possibly keep up with them all?!) as wasn't it just recently that she said Alf was super active and now she has admitted that he wants to be in the pram or carried everywhere?

maybe because of his obvious hip issues that you clearly still haven't investigated Ash??? while you're more interested in sorting the skin tags hanging out of your hole.
 
She’s still not getting it is she? SHUT UP RUBBING IT PEOPLES SLEEP DEPRIVED FACES. WE KNOW ADA SLEEPS SHUT UP AND GO TO BED
 

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Ashley, are you ok Hun?

In-between your child being a genius from watching the opening sequence of Lion King and Bluey keepy uppy (despite being on a screen time ban) and how you're still moaning about Alf sleeping and Ada being perfect (even though you didn't give him any sort of routine), you post this...

Good job you have the gonads as we established a long time ago TNB doesn't
 

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Elle055 said:
So she wasn't stitched up incorrectly?
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No they meant to stitch her gob but stitched her fan up incorrectly on purpose. Bet they were Tattlers.
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Cariad said:
FYI Trash a "bum Dr" is either a colorectal surgeon or physician....who have gone extensive post graduate training and are highly qualified
The area of your body you're being all coy about because it's not your tits for once is the rectum
and btw you can help your with preventing piles returning or becoming worse by eating more fibre foods, (not a measly , crap all plants meal) not straining when you defecate that's poo to you and using stool softeners and/or topical treatments...ie haemorrhoid cream
thankyou for coming to my TED talk!
oh and now the 4 month sleep regression now starts with Ada waking at 4am....way to go girl!
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You can also tell her you can use haemorrhoid cream on any eye bags you have due to sleep deprivision!
 
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