Ashley James #23 Now that I have baby Thumb, sorry Alf the iPad is your Mum.

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No, the documentary of his life will probably focus on how you let him sleep in a cold room because you weren’t gifted any new windows, looked like you were going to cry with disappointment at his gender reveal and swapped him out for a precious girl baby at the first opportunity. Oh! And let him sleep in a pukey crappy bed that time you didn’t turn the monitor on and he was ill in the night and you thought it was funny. If there’s ever a documentary it’s not going to be kind to you, Trash.
 

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willowtree2 said:
Roll on that documentary. Harry and Meghan vibes? Trash would love that. Alf getting his truth out about his tit family 👏🏼
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Only for photoshoots to show he’s a ✨ girl dad ✨
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Unlike the World’s Biggest Grifters, Harry and Meghan (waaaaaaaaagh), I’d pay good money to watch Alf’s documentary. And I do reckon there’ll be one. There’s a growing movement among children of influencers who were unable to consent to having their childhood monetised, and all their most private and embarrassing moments (being filmed on the lavatory, the so-called parents laughing over something unwittingly disgusting the child did) shared with all and sundry. And these kids, now grownups, are Angry. They’ve been robbed of normality. They can never get back those years during which they interacted with a lens, not their parents; where their life experiences were mediated via YouTube and Instagram.
Alf will have an awful lot to complain about. Firstly and most importantly, Ms James has left evidence of her neglect, dislike and disappointment with him *everywhere*. She takes the opportunity to witch about him in ad-aff promos, reels, insta-stories and long, rambling pieces of barely-comprehensible prose. Now she is comparing him with Doll-Daughter - the sibling rivalry will be intense and, I can imagine, quite unpleasant. Secondly, Tattle stands as a memorialisation of her neglect. From a freezing bedroom to inadequate clothing which was begrudgingly bought or begged, from leaving a child lying in their own faeces and vomit to auto-dosing him with Calpol on flights of any duration, from utter lack of emotional engagement to too-small, painful footwear, from an atrocious diet to Mummy iPad, it’s all here, neatly docketed and receipted. And my own article will be out there too :)
Karma may come slow, but when she does, she will come as a mighty wave.
 
Miss independent, proud to be single, Boss babe , world travelling mother of 2 and she can't even make her own sandwich....give me strength 🙄
TNB /NNB seem to do absolutely everything in that household
and what workload?....filming cheesy reels of her in her undies or unsolicited adverts for electronic devices she just happens to have bought without any requests from brand
.....and if you're going to mention the period of adjustment to becoming a mother...at least get the spelling correct....it's Matrescence NOT matresense ( which means nothing whatsoever!) ....grade A twit once again
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I hate my make up so much I had to film myself eye bleeping the camera. Please send me a message saying “noooo Ashley you look so beautiful”

Also, first time in a while?! Since yesterday maybe? she’s SUCH a liar
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Hahahaha it literally was yesterday, there she is, eyefucking the camera again at her pelvic health appointment with a full face of make up 😂😂😂
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Algeronwashere said:
Seriously what does she actually do in that family?? Someone else does absolutely everything for her
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TROLL. She provides them dyson fans and water tablets.
 

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screenfreelookatme said:
This must be why feminist Ash has such a full bush. Except she doesn’t 🫣
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She always claims "society" when she means a certain group of people with strange ideas.
We've come a long way since Britney's "Oops, I did it again" video which was always quite odd.
It’s not like she isn’t one for a sexy Halloween costume either.

Her “I’m so glad I didn’t settle”. She actually had an awful dating history as she’s admitted, for quite some time, to the point it messed with her head so much she had to take 6 years on a voyage of self discovery, not looking for anyone, then moved in and got pregnant almost immediately with the first man she dated. Does she think most women are moving from Guy to guy, just waiting to nag themselves a man?

I’ve personally never been made to feel I needed a relationship or baby to be complete. Ever. I think that’s her own internal thoughts.
 
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All of it’s her own judgment, isn’t it? The queen of projection, in the worst possible way. Aging. Being childless. Having children. Working. Staying at home. Finding a man. Being single. Getting married. Being natural. I could go on.

Literally every single thing she rants and raves about ‘society’ and its judgement is really just her own internal judgement.
 
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