Ashley James #22 Welcome to the world Baby Thumb, earning money is job number one

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Favourite month ever?
Is she scared of Alf? Why doesn’t she want to travel with him?
Or is it all resentment ?

It’s so bizarre and perversely fascinating… ( I don’t mean in a nice way!). It’s quite rare…

 

[MidnightRambler]

84World working the Saturday shift it seems. Ashley, Sarah Jayne Dunn and their ex Love Island z listers all getting photo stories in DM, all with comments disabled

 

[shovemytitsinyourface]

WHY WHY WHY WHY?!! Who the hell thinks to take photos like this in the immediate aftermath of birth?! She’s unbelievable.

must always get her tits out. Her only talent

 

[Ro98]

Why does she keep blocking her face out? She’s been plastered up & down the country in a magazine read by thousands and online for everyone to see already Part of me thinks she probably has baby acne or something & can’t be seen like that in Ashley’s world

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Why does she keep blocking her face out? She’s been plastered up & down the country in a magazine read by thousands and online for everyone to see already Part of me thinks she probably has baby acne or something & can’t be seen like that in Ashley’s world

Apparently it’s to do with the Hello exclusive, she’ll start showing her face once the new edition is out.

 

[willowtree2]

At this point I’d like to offer an olive branch of adopting Alf into my home where he’ll receive nothing but love, shoes that fit, zero resentment and a decent meal.

Shes bleeping nasty. My birthdays are tit without my kids. (Rarely happens having 4 ) Honestly, who publicly says their birthday was cos they left the country to get away from their toddler. She’s disgusting and I dislike her

 

[sasbeep]

Truly happy as a single girl yet she also wished on the sunsets that she would meet someone!! Get your story straight ashley!!

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

View attachment 2072664 qTruly happy as a single girl yet she also wished on the sunsets that she would meet someone!! Get your story straight ashley!!

Also does she mean this is her birthday in 2019, not 2018, as lockdown was in 2020. I’m not sure if this is a typo or if she was now apparently in lockdown in 2019 too. Get your story straight Ashley, you lying piece of absolute trash.

 

[willowtree2]

Also does she mean this is her birthday in 2019, not 2018, as lockdown was in 2020. I’m not sure if this is a typo or if she was now apparently in lockdown in 2019 too. Get your story straight Ashley, you lying piece of absolute trash.

Seeing as she goes by days of the month, saying Alf can count to 100 I’d say she’s just plain bleeping stupid

 

[ToolaRoola]

Ash time travels again.

Did she skip her 2019 birthday and go straight to her 2020 birthday?

And I'm pretty certain we've already established that was not her first time leaving Alf when her and Tommy had the weekend away.

So independent and fiercely single that within 4 weeks of dating someone she "forced" them to be her boyfriend, moved him in by 12 weeks and was pregnant by 16 weeks.

 

[sasbeep]

It’s getting a bit desperate now! How long is she going to rehash these?

“So crazy to think I was single 5 YEARS ago and now I have children” wow mental, it’s almost as if time passes for everyone. Rad!

 

[Ro98]

Apparently it’s to do with the Hello exclusive, she’ll start showing her face once the new edition is out.

Oh so it’s out online but not in shops yet? This exclusive world is ridiculous when she’s already published pictures of her face

 

[Mousejen]

I love looking back over what I was doing this time X years ago etc, but somehow I feel like Ashley does it so much that I know her history better than I know my own

 

[moimoi]

That ‘morning routine’ is such a piss take, barely involves her kids - apart from an invisible feed and walk? And absolutey no Alf! Would love to just chill and eat my cereal alone with two young kids about

 

[CouldYouNot]

Her morning routine with a newborn
Wake up with a full face of make up
Shower alone
Eat breakfast with two hands
Get a grip!

 

[Micernice]

Tommy's body is not for the female gaze Trash. Or is it double standards? Imagine if he posted that about her, she would be livid.

 

[ToolaRoola]

The way she says "with banana"

A lovely morning routine full of adverts and of course, the obligatory underwear shot.

Pretty sure you were eating Coco pops or something similar when you were sharing your cereal and the main reason you are in the middle of the night is because you can't cook and your all pants dinner didn't fill you up.

 

[here4thenose4321]

Tommy's body is not for the female gaze Trash. Or is it double standards? Imagine if he posted that about her, she would be livid.

He makes me want to throw up to be honest… the two are well matched. Absolutely love themselves beyond belief.
The morning routine is a crock of tit, with a newborn who is “exclusively breastfed” you would be lucky to wolf down a bowl of cereal whilst doing something else. She must not get Alf ready for childcare or anything. Do people actually believe the horseshit that these influencers put out there?!

 

[sasbeep]

My morning routine with a newborn duck off. She’s conveniently leaving out that she’s had another adult around full time every day until Friday, when she then pissed off to her inlaws-not-inlaws so she didn’t have to parent two children for ONE DAY.

And she has the nerve to complain about ridiculous expectations and projections of motherhood!
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Also clearly has no moral compass being sponsored by special k! The company who targeted women and their weight insecurities and created a diet centred around their product. In what world is eating 2 bowls of cardboard cereal a day healthy?
Where does that fall in with her anti body shaming, anti dieting rants??

 

[No_f_in_clue]

I rarely watch adverts...do Special K still advertise themselves as the "drop a jeans size" cereal? Either way, pretty sure that's what everyone knows them as. Great one to be plugging straight after birth with your perfect and completely unrealistic routine!!