Ashley James #21 A walking contradiction in crushed velvet

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SassyLad8 said:
God if I was a new mum, seeing that fake glam shot would make me feel like a total failure.

this is why she has zero genuine female friends - she wants to be real and relatable but that’s only for likes… in reality she is a narcissist ego maniax
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That’s a very valid point. Anyone who follows her and is pregnant / newly given birth and who is a normal person will be looking at that thinking ‘duck, I’m getting this so wrong!’
 
InTheDollsHouse said:
I bet you’re absolutely beautiful. Your baby will be looking at you and feeling safe, nurtured and loved. That’s worth more than any make up artist xxx
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Thank you lovely 🥰 I’m not paying it an ounce of thought - but as soon as I saw that ridiculous photo of her I thought who is she trying to kid?! Just embrace looking like tit in your pyjamas, it’s the perfect time to get away with it 😂
 
theaceofstace said:
Thank you lovely 🥰 I’m not paying it an ounce of thought - but as soon as I saw that ridiculous photo of her I thought who is she trying to kid?! Just embrace looking like tit in your pyjamas, it’s the perfect time to get away with it 😂
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techincally she did look like tit in pyjamas, she just tried to polish that turd and roll it in glittery eyeshadow 😂
 
theaceofstace said:
Like me - had a section two weeks ago today now and the hormone crash has DESTROYED my skin, I look like a scarecrow. Lovely day x
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I think I might have to use the scarecrow description for myself too, three week old baby and a 20 month old toddler (and no family to help, even my husband rather unhelpfully said that there's a limit to how much he can help as he doesn't have the boobs to feed baby 🙄). It's totally unrealistic to be dolled up like she is, though I tend to think I'm just prioritising my babies rather than trying to make it look like I'm some sort of wonder woman with a full face of make up and perfectly ironed clothes.
 
Mousejen said:
I think I might have to use the scarecrow description for myself too, three week old baby and a 20 month old toddler (and no family to help, even my husband rather unhelpfully said that there's a limit to how much he can help as he doesn't have the boobs to feed baby 🙄). It's totally unrealistic to be dolled up like she is, though I tend to think I'm just prioritising my babies rather than trying to make it look like I'm some sort of wonder woman with a full face of make up and perfectly ironed clothes.
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Congratulations from the newborn trenches!!
I think I’d be embarrassed to be so dolled up at this stage tbh, even though I always feel a bit exposed seeing visitors etc in my loungewear!!
Sounds like you’re doing a cracking job xx
 
theaceofstace said:
Like me - had a section two weeks ago today now and the hormone crash has DESTROYED my skin, I look like a scarecrow. Lovely day x
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My first cesarean was a major emergency one so I didn't prepare for the skin problems. bleeping hell my skin ended up ruined. Took me MONTHS to get it sorted. Nothing prepares you for the hormone crash and what it does. Is your skin just dry or is it sore, too? I've got a list of products that massively help if you want it :)

Congratulations and I hope you're okay and enjoy your baby bubble :)
 
3 Artipoppe, a Baby Bjorn, and a stretchy wrap!

(I’m sure she’s done her research but please no one copy how she’s wearing it)

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InTheDollsHouse said:
She’s clinging on to Baby Thumb’s feet for dear life too, like she’s afraid Thumb will fall out! A stretchy - if done correctly - is wonderfully comfy and safe.
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She is isn’t she!
She’s so beyond helping & horrible she’ll post such dangerous ways of doing things online for all her followers. I’m due next month and have been studying the sling Facebook group 😅 and found my local sling library. But Ashley is too good for that! She is an expert in everything 🤪
 
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