Ashley James #15 Nana no balls is Alf’s new mum, so Ash can prioritise baby thumb

[sasbeep]

Can’t carry him?! Why did not realise being halfway pregnant totally negated you from picking up your existing small child. What a poor delicate little flower she is.

So she’s just not going to carry him from now to May?? She’s not having her c section until April! Most women I know are doing their best to lift their toddler a week or 2 post section and Ashley can’t even bleeping lift her own child at 6 months pregnant.
She’s so detached.

Plus what sort of 2 year old can’t even crawl up stairs yet! Proof that she literally puts him in that pen in front of the tv and that is it. He gets no other stimulation at home. Doesn’t go from room to room, can’t explore.

 

[theaceofstace]

As her due date twin, I’m still lugging a 3.5yo about! I try to avoid cos it’s hard and not ideal, but sometimes he wants a “mummy carry” when he’s upset. She’s ridiculous. There’s no “can’t” about it.

 

[jacp1992]

Oh come on...i was carrying my 6 year old up until my baby arrived the doctor said if its aomething you do regularly there's no need to change during pregnancy

You have pinpointed the problem there... "something you do regularly"

 

[kiraaarrrr]

Just give the poor kid a piggy back Ffs

 

[okdo2022]

Can’t carry him?! Why did not realise being halfway pregnant totally negated you from picking up your existing small child. What a poor delicate little flower she is.

“Can’t” more like won’t

 

[Bumblebee999]

Present Ashley got for her sister's Christmas AND birthday and was absolutely "gifted" cheap cow

 

[here4thenose4321]

As her due date twin, I’m still lugging a 3.5yo about! I try to avoid cos it’s hard and not ideal, but sometimes he wants a “mummy carry” when he’s upset. She’s ridiculous. There’s no “can’t” about it.

I was pregnant with twins and still did bathtime with a 3.5 year old and 20month old most nights. Lifted him into his cot and got up to the 3 year old at 5.30am. This woman is such a precious thing she can’t do anything. Someone let her know that pregnancy is not an illness. There are women weightlifting and running and doing most things if they did so before pregnancy. Ash never did anything before she was pregnant tho as I recall. She was too bony. I wonder what excuse she’ll come up with when her 6 weeks is up after her c section?

Ashley James #16 That’s not my child, he’s the wrong gender!

Thanks to @willowtree2 for the thread title. My first time making one so don’t know if I’ve done it correctly or not. Feel free to recap

tattle.life

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

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It’s this shot for me. The pointing, I just can’t. It’s soo cringe and fake. She looks like a maniac.

LOOOOOL they look like a pair of simpletons What are they pointing at? Is it Alf legging it for his freedom

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

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It’s this shot for me. The pointing, I just can’t. It’s soo cringe and fake. She looks like a maniac.

Jeremy Kyle used to do a very impressive “imaginary point” at the beginning of his show.