Ashley James #11 Absent mother, content bores to tears, but did you know she was single for 6 years?

[cosmic_love]

Alf and jasper fighting over holding on to a chair. Ashley ‘they are holding hands, so loving’

I came to say this- he is literally pulling Jaspers hand away from the chair, twice, then pulls his hand out of Jaspers hand?! She just sees things how she wants to see them doesn’t she! Sums her up to a T.

 

[potatoface431]

Definitely not holding hands haha. Alf looks so pissed off on the bike too. Kid rarely looks happy poor little sausage He doesn’t even seem to express his discontent - is that because he’s not ‘allowed to cry’?

 

[Primrose2]

so she films him having his helmet fastened and then driving off on the bike holding the helmet! She LOVES the backlash. She will be sharing messsages she recieves from the mum police berating her letting him ride without the helmet, but it’s okay guys she trusted her instincts and done her research on that specific bike hemlet Alf is totally safe

 

[Holly Harris]

So dangerous how stupid is she

 

[kiraaarrrr]

At this point I’m starting to think she’s intentionally trying to hurt him now. I’m surprised she didn’t get a swimming pool in her garden just so she could leave it uncovered/unfenced.

 

[oceanblu]

Thats not holding hands hun

 

[Lurker121]

As much as we knew it was coming, still can’t believe she’s having another one.

 

[rockhoppernroll]

As much as we knew it was coming, still can’t believe she’s having another one.

Nooooooooooooo! Was really hoping that we had got it wrong for the sake of both kids. Although I’m laughing at how annoyed she would have been about the Queen stealing her thunder!

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Pink heart must be a hint to a girl?!

 

[mollylee]

If she has a girl can’t even imagine how she’ll treat poor Alfie

 

[Pollyanna263]

Tattle gets it right every time

 

[LolasHere]

See her scan was at the Portland - assuming she’s ditching the NHS after slagging them off at every opportunity.

 

[willowtree2]

Well that’s ruined my Sunday I hope it’s a little tit

 

[Pollyanna263]

Her scan is from The Portland.

Bet it was a Harmony test.

 

[moimoi]

Ugh, poor Alf.

But ngl can’t wait to watch this shitshow.

 

[Raa]

She is someone who should absolutely not have another

 

[Micernice]

That audio is creepy AF

 

[LolasHere]

Also noticed her bestie stephaniebv posting pink hearts. Ugh

 

[willowtree2]

I would say I can’t wait to watch the tit show, but it’s going to be more neglect on Alf which I can’t bear to watch. She already knows it’s a girl, the smarmy twit.

Why do influencers hold bleeping flowers with their bump for photos? bleeping gypsophilia

Who in the first trimester gets dolled up like she has to wave her pee stick around She has no idea what’s coming does she?

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

If it is a girl I hope she’s an absolute wild child, running around by 12 months and climbing the walls. Ashley doesn’t know how easy she’s had it with docile Alfie!